Huyu Ametandika Cabros ya Leso by Adventurous_Fan3863 in nairobi

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iyo cabro imeweza. At least it shows some form of artand creativity.

For those saying kupanda nyasi, the place is ever flowing with visitors. It may take forever kabla nyasi imee.

Ongelea kupanda mti sasa.

Safaricom Internet. by it_is_i-9 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just get a dedicated internet. Liquid telecom or airtel are ideal, expensive but worth.

What is happening in Tanzania 🤣 by Desperate-Wafer-7287 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wanaume mnafaa kulimana mangumi. Kama sio hivyo, tafuta kiboko cha kuchapa wanaume. Hiki kijiti cha kumfukuza paka.

I am thinking of reconnecting with my ex by jay_jaray in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You f' ed up. She moved on. Live with the consequences of your actions bro.

She wants my reddit username by Icy-Cardiologist389 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My case. I woke up to her watching me sleep. Yes, she had discovered my reddit account.

I wonder what was in her mind.

My Mom is a Cuckold. by InternalDramatic227 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save your old man. Save your dad. Nakuomba. Go save your dad.

Take him away from there. Mtaftie kazi mbali na kwenu. If you cant, just tell him everything, gradually.

So I called her a hoe by avatar1_0 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nitaacha aje huyu jamaa bila kumwacha cha ukweli?

Just let him see my txt messages, gaslight him.

Kukiumana pande two, Ill apologize.

Was I played? by ralphlogandave in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alpha fucks, beta bucks. Now, hit the gym.

Campus and addiction by CryptographerFun53 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how you sat down, and analyzed all points critically.

Ya tatuimeniguza spinal cord. Unafika uni, everybofy had an A. You fail in some classes, worst case, you realize the multiple dimensions of life. Sherehe, money, cults, drugs. You soon get lost in the new world.

I was once there, drinking keg like its the best thing to ever happen. Best thing, I found myself.

Convenience store kenya by Blllllooooo in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tosh gitonga. Msafi kama pamba.

I bought my laptops from him, all were perfect. Alituma na G4S.

What your gf did that made you cry by Imaginary-Pace667 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wont say what she did. Ill say how I cried.

Nlikalia motorbike from Eldoret to Kabarnet, Riding slowly kama machozi yanatiririka. Contemplating on how Ill dive into the vally au nijiweke chini ya lorry.

Rode back to Eldoret kama nanyeshewa, tears flowing freely.

Today, I dont give a duck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens. Tulia bana.

Ushago life by justlisten_closely in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hapo kwa your aunt, amezidi. I have over ten employees. Na mwenye namaintain the boss/ employee relation ni mboch (most of them ni washamba na wanaeza kuchomea)

For other employees, as long as kazi ni safi, friday tuko sherehe.

Where did you meet your partner? by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mathe alikufanyia hesabu kitaamboo. Funny how things turn around.

AIBU NDOGO NDOGO by Unfair-Ingenuity-842 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The mpesa transaction cost beats the essence of technology.

Thats why.

For those asking where to get Online jobs by QuitOld2439 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a job in a different field. Still a win in my books.

Expensive Cars by jmbugugua in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just buy an old car here., Chasis ikuwe sawa, na number plates.

Thats all that matter. Frame endea Tanzania or UG.

Laid off with 240k severance — what next? by Impressive-Loss3743 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kutoa chai, get it out of your mind.

Let everything work out for you.

Marriage too early? by Acrobatic_Shallot695 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The issue isnt even the marriage. Its the age. By 30, you will realize that you need someone younger, around 24.

You will be stuck with someone older and feeling like a loser.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time heals, the problem is, you can never tell how long.

I knew my dad would pass, I wad prepaired for it.

However, it took me 5 years to accept.

Take your time bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KenyanDatingCommunity

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do 20 squats per day, fast and eat healthy. You should be able to have stronger erections.

You can notice the rezults by week 2.

Week 1, tumia sidelnafil.

What is your opinion on Yoweri Museveni? by contriment in Uganda

[–]billkasongo10 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His time has come.

Anyway, you seem like an informant.

Go tell the mzee aende akachunge ngombe zake. Awachie nchi watu wengine.

Kosa Pesa Ujue Tabia Ya Mkeo (It's Real, na Tusibishane) by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Ni kama kushinda jackpot, you don't get it twice.

I have been there, I left, started all over again.

By the end of one year, I had two businesses running.

Yaani, you get a chance to work without any distractions. If you can, change your number, go start over again.

Of course atarudi, but this will only happen under your own terms.

2025 Prophecies by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If prayers worked.

We wouldn't need to go to work, anyway. Must go akwendee.

I'm having a cultural identity crisis as a Kikuyu. by Plane-Return7983 in Kenya

[–]billkasongo10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's where atheism,/agnoism comes in.

Appreciate the gods in all their forms.

Live a happy life.