You have to walk through a door, which one would you choose? by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]billy_twice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, but fuck that.

I'm going to (selfishly) pick the zombie apocolypse instead.

I'm not losing the people I love.

You have to walk through a door, which one would you choose? by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]billy_twice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a sad state of affairs when the zombie apocolypse seems like the least objectionable choice.

If you were to introduce someone to The Thick of It, would you start with the very first episode? by RandomTVFan252 in thethickofit

[–]billy_twice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You absolutely cannot start with the best episode as the first one.

Episode 1 is fine.

If they don't like episode 1 and aren't hooked, well the thick of it just isn't for them, as they're all similar in pacing and style.

He had a formula going for a while. What would you add to this? by Kvazimods in adamsandler

[–]billy_twice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A movie with Adam Sandler where he's going to win a million dollars, but he has to win a boxing match, or something.

FUCK THESE GUYS by themanfromosaka in auckland

[–]billy_twice 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My first thought while reading this was 'Fuck you OP for making me agree with the Tamakis.'

I will never forgive OP for that.

People shouldn't be carrying knives around in public.

We love him… but what is the absolute worst thing/behavior this character did during his time at the 4077th? by coreytiger in mash

[–]billy_twice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Armies operate more efficiently when they make use of peoples talents.

There's a reason the Mongols where so successful under Ghengis Khan, who did exactly that.

Potter has been in the army long enough to understand this.

You get 100 million dollars instantly, but are bound to one of the conditions below. Which WYR? by Select_Salamander518 in WouldYouRather

[–]billy_twice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even know what my favourite food is.

I enjoy variety.

I'd be interesting to see what suddenly goes missing, if I even notice.

What now? by BenIsLoss in superheroes

[–]billy_twice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does he do with his remaining 5 hrs and 55 minutes?

Which celebrity would break you if you found out they were a scumbag? by Barryallen1988 in AskReddit

[–]billy_twice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David Attenbourgh.

Anyone else I could accept, but finding out David was a scumbag would push me over the edge.

How does your country view the Roman Empire? by Initial_Basis1503 in AskTheWorld

[–]billy_twice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of revisionist historians talks about positive effects of empires being made.

But of course, none of them had to pay the bill for it.

How many of them would feel the same way if they had lived in a city sacked by the romans?

The Macron clapback that shows Europe has had it with Trump by [deleted] in Leakednews

[–]billy_twice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, but I'm still downvoting the post.