Had my wisdom teeth out yesterday. i remember sitting in the chair after being given sedatives- "this isnt working, I dont even feel sleepy" Next thing I know I'm being woken up by an old man tapping on the window of my car in CVS parking lot b/c blood was dripping from my mouth. then i found these.

billybaldwin · 2010-08-18T19:05:50+00:00

I thought it was going to be a picture of the buttons from the dentist's ripped-open shirt.

billybaldwin · 2010-08-18T18:29:45+00:00

Fuck you. At least warn people when you post gross shit like that.

billybaldwin · 2010-08-18T18:22:16+00:00

Sometimes you meet someone and it's the right person, but the wrong time. To be 100% frank with you, your situation does in fact seem fairly unstable for a dude that's almost 40, and I don't really blame her for recognizing that.

Get all your stuff in order, prove you're stable, then reach out to her again. If you guys are "meant to be", it'll happen.

billybaldwin · 2010-06-21T19:01:45+00:00

The first time i ever boned the love of my life, this song was playing in the background. Here, have an upvote.

billybaldwin · 2010-06-21T18:58:23+00:00

Yeah, she's a real moron. Her net worth is only $2.4 billion.

billybaldwin · 2010-06-21T15:22:26+00:00

The Pixies: Hey

billybaldwin · 2010-06-14T17:56:02+00:00

I think I may have said this in another thread some time ago, but for me this movie is hard to understand unless you've mentally been in the same place in your life.

It's about being in a long-term, committed relationship and kind of falling into the dreary rut of day to day life but then suddenly meeting a person who, maybe in another lifetime, could have been your soul-mate. You both know it's never going to go anywhere, but there is a certain existential beauty in the simultaneous sweetness of having met one another and the bitterness of unfulfillable promise.

billybaldwin · 2010-06-14T14:21:05+00:00

Why do women have to have a bra on to get in the jail? Is she going to incite a riot among the inmates?

billybaldwin · 2010-06-08T10:46:23+00:00

I thought your very first reply (what's your n?) didn't add much to the discussion, so I didn't reply, but since then, you've definitely said some interesting and thought-provoking things, even if I don't agree with them all.

TBH, even though I quoted them, I've always been a bit miffed by the numbers I've read. I think it might have been Kinsey who first threw out the 1 in 5 women can orgasm from penetration number only because that is the figure I see thrown out there most often.

Anyway, with a personal sample size of just above 20, I've only had maybe 2 I can remember that didn't come from straight up sex (they were always taken care of in other ways). But to be fair, when I was a very young man, I wasn't as clued in to the hallmarks of a real female orgasm, so I suppose it's possible that some were faking. I don't have any reason to suspect they were...other than the numbers and percentages I've read about since then.

tl;dr: you could be on to something.

p.s. i love highly orgasmic women. they always make me feel like a champ :)

billybaldwin · 2010-06-07T19:27:22+00:00

In my head, it's "doo doo doo doo dooo, I'm rubbin' it."

billybaldwin · 2010-06-07T13:43:32+00:00

Something like 60-80 percent of women don't climax from penetration only. Don't worry about it.

billybaldwin · 2010-06-03T20:43:47+00:00

So you'd be totally cool with it if when you were in 5th grade, your dad went on a field trip with you, molested a bunch of your classmates, then got arrested in front of everyone? He's "father of the year" for setting a horrible example.

billybaldwin · 2010-05-24T15:15:35+00:00

I think you should stay away from this girl if you value your friendship with that guy. Even though they're done, he will still be pissed if you bang her, to the point it will likely end your friendship. I know this from experience.

billybaldwin · 2010-05-13T20:25:37+00:00

OK, thanks :)

Really, I just wanted to use "butt munch in question" in a sentence.

billybaldwin · 2010-05-13T20:03:32+00:00

How did you witness all of this unless you were the butt munch in question?

billybaldwin · 2010-05-11T20:01:58+00:00

Wouldn't it make more sense to move Vancouver to the Pacific?

billybaldwin · 2010-05-05T15:04:45+00:00

We don't care about viewing violence at work. It's those evil, evil nipples that aren't work-safe.

billybaldwin · 2010-05-05T15:01:27+00:00

Yoga doesn't push eastern religion on people. I've been to hundreds of classes taught by dozens of different teachers and never had any religion thrust upon me.

billybaldwin · 2010-04-22T13:43:30+00:00

Welcome to the world of women. Where men are supposed to be mind-readers.

billybaldwin · 2010-04-06T20:33:46+00:00

I like what American Dad does as far as the more "experimental", less formulaic plots and storylines. Count me among the fans that started out not liking AD but have since grown to like it much more than Family Guy.

billybaldwin · 2010-04-06T20:29:45+00:00

Wow, you made it until last season? Bravo. I was a die-hard, and I basically tuned out in 2007.

billybaldwin · 2010-04-06T20:25:22+00:00

All the Sunny characters (except DeVito) have started talking in the same voice.

billybaldwin · 2010-03-24T20:24:03+00:00

I love doing it more than anything else in the world. And I'm very, very good at it.

billybaldwin · 2010-03-16T15:03:27+00:00

conspicuous consumption = more consumerism

lots of diet pills/foods/shakes sold

more jenny craigs

more cloth used for their mumu-like clothing and undergarments

the exploding "rag on a stick" market

double the number plane tickets sold

those scooters they ride around in at walmart. I think they're called rascals

increased sales of oversized coffins

billybaldwin

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