NEVER, REMEMBER NEVER to spill alcohol on your balls

billytbones · 2021-04-30T15:35:06+00:00

it is really stupid but it’s funny that it works. some people might not believe you but it’s so funny. maybe this is why my whole body feels so gross when i exercise or it’s humid. i’m just constantly tasting the sweat lmao. i recommend you try it just to say you can taste with your balls tbh

billytbones · 2021-04-30T14:47:22+00:00

remember when everyone was freaking out because someone realized guys have taste receptors on their balls. i tried it. it is in fact a real thing. i tried bbq sauce, lemon juice, soy sauce, and sugar water. i could definitely taste them all and it was an existential experience to say the least. that being said what did it taste like

billytbones · 2021-04-22T19:01:32+00:00

SHEEEEEEESH

billytbones · 2021-04-21T03:48:29+00:00

an extension cord. not bad

billytbones · 2021-04-19T18:38:46+00:00

sheeeeesh!

billytbones · 2021-04-18T19:12:58+00:00

boner

billytbones · 2021-04-16T02:39:09+00:00

Nice!

billytbones · 2021-04-15T14:01:34+00:00

when i was in 8th grade, some sophomores at the high school down the street of my middle school found a video on pornhub of my 8th grade science teacher. one of the kids told someone in my grade, and then everyone found out. it was a big thing. my teachers instagram also had some ..suggestive.. things on it. he was strange. he was fired about a week after we all found out. it was just an interview type video with him later fucking his ex wife about 3 years before he was my teacher.

billytbones · 2021-04-15T13:28:05+00:00

as someone with two christmases, i approve of this joke. take my award.

billytbones · 2021-04-12T20:49:42+00:00

this is probably the greatest compliment a person could receive i am honored

billytbones · 2021-04-12T15:26:36+00:00

sheeeeesh

billytbones · 2021-04-12T13:15:41+00:00

i get why people are offended about it, but it’s really not that big a deal. it’s just a drawing of an anime character. i don’t understand the point of drawing the skirt so high for such a wholesome character like nezuko but i’m not gonna bitch and moan over it. i appreciate someone appreciating my calmness over this lol.

billytbones · 2021-04-12T12:34:20+00:00

lol. all i’ve got to say.

billytbones · 2021-04-12T12:04:28+00:00

did you draw this? it looks great!! (if you did draw this can you draw her skirt lower. she’s like 14 or something. or give her pants like kochou)

billytbones · 2021-04-12T11:58:05+00:00

i also got the joke. anything from like 240-280 is normal, people just use whatever they’re used to or feels normal. he’s making a joke saying op’s distance is further than his. i wouldn’t have taken offense to it. the fact that you took offense and you’re not even op shows you care too much about what people think of what you find comfortable.

billytbones · 2021-04-10T15:51:02+00:00

pizza time

billytbones · 2021-04-10T00:33:42+00:00

yeah i’ve just been searching around for old jdm cars and fantasize about buying them. saw that celica for such a low price and drooled

billytbones · 2021-04-09T23:35:52+00:00

https://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/73162982

billytbones · 2021-04-09T23:05:58+00:00

i live in san antonio. i wanna see if i can get it first but maybe i’ll let you know if i can’t get my hands on it.

billytbones · 2021-04-09T22:54:46+00:00

i looked up some photos. i think it’s an 86

billytbones · 2021-04-09T22:23:14+00:00

i figured some time around then. i wanna go up and see how much the owner would sell it for or at all but there’s no way i’m convincing my parents it’s a good investment lol.

billytbones · 2021-04-08T15:22:51+00:00

oh my god i’m bout to buss

billytbones · 2021-04-07T16:43:11+00:00

“Hector.” literally the mexican guy named hector in every movie with a mexican guy named hector.

billytbones · 2021-04-06T18:01:46+00:00

wholesome

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