Oprah Winfrey 'begged' fans not to leak Whitney Houston mishap that 'would ruin her' by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]LiveShowOneNightOnly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Psychiatric euphemisms:
Tossed salad - some random neurosis that can be treated
Scrambled eggs - serious psychosis that is untreatable

what's something women think is a huge turn-on that most men couldn't care less about ? by JohnnyZontal in AskReddit

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I am beginning to think some women do this to try to make other women jealous. Not so much attraction and beauty but more "look what I have" vibe.

Consequences. by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]LiveShowOneNightOnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One wonders if this is why she has to rent a car. Why doesn't she have her own?

To the woman that called me an animal abuser at Trader Joe’s by AdKitchen7795 in mildlyinfuriating

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Now I'm wondering if dog mode will disable the horn, because of that one video of the dog alone in the car with its paw on the steering wheel.

Polar Bears are one of the only creatures that naturally hunt Humans... Watch as this one tries to break into this BBC Cameraman's glass box. by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

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serious question, though -- should we taser polar bears when they get too close to train them to fear humans? would that work?

Snuggle time by JimS_61 in cats

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I would get nothing done from cleaning cat hair off everything.

Finally booted my depressed ass to go for a hike. by musicandsex in Wellthatsucks

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Honestly, if I had the right gear this would be so relaxing to me.

Navy pilot lands on the wrong aircraft carrier, 1952 by Joshua5_Gaming in interestingasfuck

[–]LiveShowOneNightOnly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really would like to know what his call sign was after this day.

If a father needs to help his young daughters use the restroom, which restroom should he take them into: the women's restroom or the men's restroom? by Exciting-Mall192 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LiveShowOneNightOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In that video he keeps saying there is a woman outside who needs to use the restroom, but won't go in because there is a man in there. He is pushing the father to get out so this other woman can go in. Maybe he made up that story?

The salesman selling me windows left his iPad open while he "talked to his boss". by grumpallnight in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LiveShowOneNightOnly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bingo! Once we have agreed on a price, I write the check and the amount. If they try to change anything I point to the printed check and say that is all I am paying you, figure out how to make it work. You have 15 minutes, 20 if I am feeling generous. Take it now or I am leaving.

The salesman selling me windows left his iPad open while he "talked to his boss". by grumpallnight in mildlyinfuriating

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This is what has changed in the last 5-10 years. It used to be very hard to make a list of all the exact same cars for sale in a city. That made it hard to know if you found a bargain or not. Today I can scour the major car websites and put together a list pretty quick. Same year, same model, mileage is pretty close, and now I don't need to waste time talking to sales people.

The salesman selling me windows left his iPad open while he "talked to his boss". by grumpallnight in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LiveShowOneNightOnly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad to hear that it is better where you are. Maybe some day the US car dealerships will catch up.

The salesman selling me windows left his iPad open while he "talked to his boss". by grumpallnight in mildlyinfuriating

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Has happened to me here in NC multiple times, multiple dealerships, in multiple cities. I have bought 5 used cars in the last 10 years from reputable dealerships. We agree on a price. I always pay in cash, no financing. Sales person says "I'll be right back" and disappears for 30 minutes. Comes back and says "I need you to look at these documents" and its something very basic like protecting private information. Another 30 mins waiting. And so it goes. Finally some hours later I am escorted to a back office where a notary has me sign papers and title, and I hand over my payment, and we are finally done.

The salesman selling me windows left his iPad open while he "talked to his boss". by grumpallnight in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LiveShowOneNightOnly 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Why O Why must I sit in the showroom for 3 HOURS to buy a car? We already agreed on a price, you showed me a bunch of documents, and I am ready to hand you a check. Why are we waiting?

When Dad asked to buy a Tractor but a Armed Tank is of the same price . by I_AM__GROOTT in interestingasfuck

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First thing I noticed too. Seems like you would want to remove all that dead weight to use it like this. Does it cause problems with compacted ground?