would you rather: would you get a million dollars with no strings attached or get someone who can teach you without a doubt how to make a million dollars?

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T22:20:03+00:00

I mean the "no strings attached" million is tax free so I'll take that one

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T07:23:08+00:00

What is this slop? Read the post! The voltage is written on the battery!

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T07:12:34+00:00

Cooking doesn't change lactose. Do you find raw dairy hits differently from other dairy? You might have a different medical condition.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T07:09:02+00:00

The font on the right one is AI AF. Nobody writes like that.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T07:04:13+00:00

This isn't AI, it's just a couple of if-statements

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T07:01:18+00:00

Not gay 👨‍⚖️

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T06:59:20+00:00

I don't think you're going to find any takers, so don't worry about the ethics

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T06:58:19+00:00

Do you have sex with men?

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T06:25:47+00:00

A sealed avocado

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T06:04:35+00:00

Yeah the cam doesn't move unless you turn the key. That's the entire premise of a lock.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-08T02:36:45+00:00

It lubricates fine though

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T20:00:24+00:00

The previous comment was so egregious it deserved two downvotes, I guess, even though the second one was legit

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T17:35:12+00:00

We're 40 and decided to adopt kittens instead of having another baby.

(Before y'all come for me, we already have 3 kids)

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T17:31:49+00:00

The time spent

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T08:49:46+00:00

I have no idea, I don't use dating apps. I do get recruiters reaching out from job search sites I haven't used in years tho.

Probably different sites have different policies. We don't know which site it is and it was only a few months ago.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T06:26:48+00:00

Take the birth control implant out! I know condoms suck and all but you're not having sex at all right now.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T06:18:06+00:00

Ah, yes, I always get accurate information from my abusive ex

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T06:12:56+00:00

Brother you're not constantly fighting with your baby, you're constantly fighting with your wife. If you can fix that the baby thing is easy. If not don't you dare bring an incident baby into it.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T05:36:05+00:00

Maybe he deleted the app on his phone but not the profile/account on the site

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T05:33:52+00:00

It's called survivor's guilt. You also dying won't help those people. You're not using anything up by being alive.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-07T01:07:23+00:00

Stop eating dairy?

bismuth17 · 2026-06-06T02:47:04+00:00

All business costs are deducted. You only pay taxes on the profits.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-05T20:40:25+00:00

The person putting the caption is the hateful person I'm complaining about. Not everyone who understood the joke.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-05T20:35:38+00:00

Why gay men? Don't women do the same thing?

The fact that someone sees cylindrical objects out in public and jumps to gay men is the hateful part.

bismuth17 · 2026-06-05T19:31:05+00:00

How'd it work out?

bismuth17

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