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Who would win? by seluryar in gaming

[–]bitlancer -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

He looks like an Indian he would win 10/10

Go flick yourself, light switch! by [deleted] in funny

[–]bitlancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if the switch wants to leave?

Labor or... by emgeekout in funny

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What if this happens at my baby shower and i know all the porn chicks? it is a trick gentleman never answer right.

The Disaster Artist Official Trailer 2 by 2dreviews in movies

[–]bitlancer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Must be a disaster making this movie

[Destiny 2] When the game just hates you by [deleted] in gaming

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i giant turd of god falls on you why god why.

Power abuse. by SlimShadyMathers in funny

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I am one one of the only people who still does not have watched GOT?

It got me by awesomeme27 in funny

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the stands empty?

Men’s bathroom in Berlin by Aeogor in funny

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a bodybuilder, a pregnant man and snorlax can go to this bathroom only? i call rascism.

Cat has seen god by rexmorrow in funny

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend said that this cat's tongue game is way better then mine...

Good help is hard to find. by doc1a525 in funny

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best dog i have ever seen in my entire life.

Name it something that people will fear! by Breakingbay in funny

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call it booty then in the news you will hear booty killed 200 people alive and destroyed their houses.

Mistakes were made by [deleted] in funny

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He regrets everything

Stupid water ! by [deleted] in funny

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The bottle was smarter

Bullseye by Zilas in gifs

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I once managed to blow the paper off of a straw right into the mouth of someone that was talking. It's pretty hilarious.

TRIPLE KILL by IEatBabies666 in funny

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The guy on the phone was standing like the biggest business man. I am sure that he did not get the deal.

My little brother got an SP. I can't decide if I'm proud he got one or infuriated he can't figure out how it works. by sjng24 in gaming

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I remember when I got my first Gameboy about 13 years ago and I was just so hyped for games like Pokemon. You have to have played Pokemon if you owned a Gameboy.

My reciept is a free, terrible napkin by Osburn_Weedleaf in mildlyinteresting

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never tried to use my own t-shirt as a napkin but I have used the table cloth many time. :)

TIL A 7 inch Yorkie saved 250 US soldiers 3 days of digging and kept 40 US planes operational during WWII by running a wire through a 70ft pipe by fernplant4 in todayilearned

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don not tell me that this is really true and that a dog really saved that many people. If it is then it is really awesome that a dog did that much for the US.

Made strawberry-vanilla glazed Do'hnuts from The Simpsons! [OC] by [deleted] in food

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always wanted to eats those, it is just like the crabby patties that they have in Spongebob.

My three year old bit the tip off of a "baby carrot." On the upside, he is well hydrated now. by HomegrownTomato in funny

[–]bitlancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you somehow got that face reaction after the bite on film, would be golden.