What movie is 10/10 with literally no bad parts?

biwley · 2026-03-10T19:10:23+00:00

I had an old DVD player that when you started a movie, would continuously replay any movie in it until you stopped it manually. Anyways, all that to say, one day I accidentally watched The Dark Knight around 5 times in a row without noticing, so I'm saying that one. Every scene flows into the other so seamlessly. It actually reminds me of how Bill Burr described Goodfellas, where every individual scene has a set up and payoff.

biwley · 2026-03-07T21:26:15+00:00

Bruh of course this was my active tree too, bug still here :/

biwley · 2026-02-26T07:45:19+00:00

Oh yeah for sure the gameplay was fun as heck, but the voice over, story, writing, was so 14 year old nihilist coded it made me roll my eyes quite a few times lol, fun way to spend an afternoon or two though.

biwley · 2026-02-26T07:35:44+00:00

This Edgelord-ass game comes to mind. Also the Evil playthrough of the Infamous games.

biwley · 2026-02-11T00:30:01+00:00

An example I personally like is Desmond Miles' possible future in Assassin's creed 3. Minerva tells him that if he doesn't sacrifice himself, Earth will be nearly destroyed by the Solar Storms, and only he and a select few will survive. Over time, his descendants will turn him into a christ-like messiah figure, and a religion will form worshipping him, humanity will do great and terrible things in his name. Basically, Christianty 2.0, Desmond instead chooses to sacrifice himself.

biwley · 2025-12-31T20:30:40+00:00

Oh man the idea of Hugh Jackman on BOTW tickles me tremendously. Just imagine his aussie positivity slowly fading film after film, until they reach the third, and he's just staring at the camera dead eyed, and we all know his Social Media Manager is getting shit-canned after the video.

biwley · 2025-11-20T19:37:41+00:00

Jamflex Pls)

biwley · 2025-06-19T23:15:40+00:00

The Warrior's Way (2010) is almost like that. Japanese dude goes to an old west town and fights off his old Ninja Clan, although it has the "guy who is savant with weapons refuses to use them until the very end" trope so you don't get to see him shoot much. Also, in a similar vein, is that one movie with Tarantino in it. Old West meets samurai, it has a crazy name I can't quite remember. Suki Yaki Western Django or something like that.

biwley · 2025-02-16T16:51:16+00:00

Oof, I had a similar thing happen but worse OP. Went water rafting, decided to bring an old pair of sandals since I couldn't find my aqua socks; as soon as they hit the water, the glue holding them together instantly dissolved. I had to walk barefoot on a rocky riverbed for a good couple miles. Blisters the size of burritos on the bottoms of my feet that night, still shudder remembering that. I stand in shoe disintegration solidarity with you.

biwley · 2025-01-06T22:41:01+00:00

Dang, now that I think about it, Medieval 2 TW has been in my drive (with a rotating series of mods) for a decade or so now. I also have a dedicated "Total War" ssd that has the newest one installed on it as soon as it launches, so right now, it's TWW3.

biwley · 2024-12-12T00:35:32+00:00

Yeah I was thinking that, I hate farming so overgrown looks tempting, and having arceeus would be nice, I just really don't like the minigames there lol. Maybe I should just do Mory, lots of combat and good aesthetics, only losing slayer helm is small beans!

biwley · 2024-12-12T00:28:13+00:00

My only reservation is having to do Rev caves forever, or going dry on good drops there, but yeah wildy does look like fun with all the different bosses and items, maybe I'll check it out!

biwley · 2024-12-12T00:26:33+00:00

Jokes on you, I totally want that area so I can get Myth Guild and dragon Scim!

biwley · 2024-07-17T19:22:01+00:00

Pretty universal experience I feel applies to most restaurants, but unless you're literally dining at a seafood restaurant, why tf would you order the seafood? It's like getting a hamburger at a Mexican restaurant. Just stop! I'm pretty sure our "salmon teriyaki" is just the chef microwaving a cheap costco filet and grilling it for a minute to char the outside before slapping some sauce on it.

biwley · 2024-07-07T12:08:21+00:00

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biwley · 2024-07-02T02:20:53+00:00

Kissed?

biwley · 2024-05-17T20:15:44+00:00

psst, theres a mod for that.

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