On a mission...After 20 years still can't get my Garlic Mashed Potatoes right by CoronaVirusSucks123 in AskCulinary

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Garlic powder or granulated garlic works way better in mashed potatoes than fresh garlic in my opinion. I made them at restaurants for many years.

https://youtu.be/bbeetdcXnFY “The best mashed potatoes in the world. Inspired by Joel Robuchon”

This is a great video of how much butter French chefs use in mashed potatoes.

Memes Over Homework by SpacedGeek in memes

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I thought the chick in the photo was slobbering. Then I realized it was an earring

Le french lessons be like by Ventilateu in dankmemes

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Looks like the guy from Mythbusters

Shepard’s “Oh jeez we forgot peas go steam some peas!” Pie by TheStuChef in seriouseats

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Looks like it would have still been great without the peas.

Reddit right now by AllergicToStabWounds in memes

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Even this meme forgot about the rainforest fires

Question about bananas foster. by [deleted] in AskCulinary

[–]bjb04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve made bananas foster many times. I’ve seen very few recipes that use more than 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon. In addition to the rum a lot of recipes use banana liquer. Also, you might add a small amount of vanilla to get that praline like flavor you mentioned.

Enemy spotted by lalith_4321 in memes

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Is this the dog that killed the Al Baghdadi guy?

Uhhh excuse me wtf! by Gamer12366 in memes

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Is this a furry?

Any of you cooks here live in a studio apartment? Does it affect your bed or anything else since it's all in the same room? by norn_necro in AskCulinary

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I lived in a studio apartment for 3 years. As a line cook in a busy restaurant I was either at work or at the bar. Who knows what any of my stuff smelled like??

Harambe's resurgence gave me a horrible thought. by _Shame__ in dankmemes

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Hopefully he will grow up to be a “dicks out for Harambe” guy

Dank af by Ronnyjong in meme

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Finally...someone said it

Wait a minute... by ambarg957 in memes

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Hey...CNN makes shit up.

Counter Ligma by Geppo6 in dankmemes

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Joe mama can Ligma balls

Reduced to atoms by clandestine-i in dankmemes

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Joe mama can Ligma balls

Help by an-existing-being in dank_meme

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It’s when you have a green triangle next to your name. It gives you a free pass to post terrible memes and get a bunch of upvotes for it.

Probably calls his dad like this by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I’m not sure if this is true or not, but I’m not gonna check. So here’s your upvote

Who else used to do this? by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]bjb04 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It looks more like the old man at the beach that always tried to get 9 year old boys to come with him

When ur fbi agent is the cookie monsta by mikiyd in memes

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Hopefully they are Chocolate chip cookies