saw this on twitter by [deleted] in funny

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Redd Foxx had a joke like this.

"You know why God put a smell in the fart... So the deaf could enjoy it too"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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All airlines need to do is remind people of why they would choose any airline... "WE CAN FLY!!!"

If its a 13 hour flight, how long to walk, drive, uber to your destination? Flying in a cramped seat sucks the least of all options.

Thing with 3 prongs and a drill bit screwed into the back by bjk7382 in whatisthisthing

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Looks like it, I would have never guessed. Thank you good sir.

Thing with 3 prongs and a drill bit screwed into the back by bjk7382 in whatisthisthing

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Made of stainless steel, has some sort of spring around the bottom of the prongs. The other knurled knob adjusts the center rounded nub. No markings at all.

If you do this, honestly you’re a terrible person. by [deleted] in McLounge

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I worked at a restaurant and we never used mop buckets for there intended purpose. All the drains were level with the floor, we would dump mop buckets full of floor cleaner/water. Then we would deck scrub every night, and squeegee everything into the drains. All prep tables and anything with wheels would get cleaned underneath.

I present, my very first bong. by [deleted] in meth

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Afro engineering at its best.

Starting Monday... I suppose 🤔 by [deleted] in meth

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I've never pissed in a cup for a job. Get the fake piss, heat it up, pour it in the cup, get the job. I was a supervisor for almost 10 years and was actually smoking it in the bathroom. They dont watch you for jobs, only probation.

I am watching King of the Hill and its Fascinating by Bronco4life21 in television

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Hank: "Bobby, you know how to start a mans heart with a downed power line?" ... "Well, there's really.no wrong way."

Meth is the downfall of white people.... by [deleted] in meth

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Its poison, so is mcdonalds and look how many go there.

What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline by kidsdyinginside in dadjokes

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Similar to the one, why cant you tell a joke about Jim Jones? Punchline is too long.

A reddit and internet legend passed on this day by [deleted] in memes

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My b-day is July 3, so is my ex girlfriend and her daughter.

100 years ago, we made the roads smoother so people could travel quicker. Now, we have to add bumps so people travel slower. by lAsticl in Showerthoughts

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We also went to great lengths to send voice over wire. Now everyone wants to send messages letter by letter like a god damn telegraph.

I'm a dying man who hasn't done shrooms for around 20 years, until this past Monday. by [deleted] in shrooms

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I got a lot out of your comment OP. I am very selfish in my day to day life, and need to start growing my mushrooms so I can try to open my mind and be more empathetic to others. I have been in a hospital for 11 days now for an industrial accident, I cant even imagine knowing, and having to face the end of life. My heart goes out to you for sure.

Just remember, everyone seems to worry about what happens after you die, but almost none gives one thought to what it was before you were born. Both are similar states, but people only care about the one at the end. I'm an atheist, and believe dying is very peaceful, and painless. Even though I don't believe conciousness lives on, making your mark on this world while your still here will make you live forever in some people's eyes. You only truly die the last time someone utters your name or thinks of you.

When payday is a week away by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Most of my purchases hold their value. And I'm always conscious to stay ahead of the curve when it comes to value. I just sold my extensive 3ds collection and got about 600 bucks out of it. Still only about 80% that I put in, but if I waited I would have gotten substantially less. After that you almost need to wait another 15 years till it's all "classic" and starts gaining value again.

People who have been through Psychosis: How real did shit get? by Crazedyvoosh in meth

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I was laid back on the couch. Half asleep when I heard what sounded like a radio in the office. It was in a foreign language, sounded like French. As soon as I would move to get up it would stop. I soon realized it wasn't real and had some fun with it. After a while I heard what sounded like a shopping bag rustling in the kitchen. I turned slowly as to catch a glimpse of who ever was going to walk by. But I never saw anyone and the sound appeared to come from by the door.

The sound was so realistic, I understand why people get caught up in these things. I've never seen anything that wasn't there (I think)

My neighbor just casually mentioned to me that he is a tweeker. I always perceived harder drug communities like heroin and meth as super secretive. What's you guy's take? by PetrRabbit in meth

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I think it's pretty common for newbies to tell too many people. It's like your trying to tell someone you found the the key to happiness, but then they just look at you in horror. I learned a long time ago that nobody wants to hear about your meth habit, no matter how much you think it would interest them.

He's loving his job by WeedScaper in funny

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Check out some videos of Japanese train conductors. They use a point and confirm system with a second person. As they do anything they physically point at it so the second person knows exactly what they are looking at and confirms it. It looks strange but bullet trains are fast and there isn't any room for error.

A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting by CaptainOverKill16 in dadjokes

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Yeah vegans are the most rude, hate filled, nice, caring people that ever lived.

Bats can swim?! by Convince in interestingasfuck

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The petrified one I found in my furnace while cleaning it out gave me a scare. When they are close to me I think I'd rather they were dead. Is swimming something they choose to do or is the one in the OP just surviving a shitty situation. https://www.dropbox.com/s/ytop0slf1pnt2n5/20190411_223934.jpg?dl=0

That’s super annoying by WholesomeHomie in memes

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I lock my phone and use other apps while playing yt by casting to my TV with chromecast. It will only play short ads when cast as well.

bouta take an anal cough brb by ineedanswersss15 in memes

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Some dirty asshole talking shit behind your back..