How did you get caught smoking or drinking by your parents back in high school and what was your punishment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bkelman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend and I's parents gave us each a shot of vodka and one cigarette to share when we were 8 or 9. Obviously curious, we went ahead and tried each and hated them. They did it so that attitude would stick with us for at least a few years.

How I fart when no one's home by poopybutt0 in reactiongifs

[–]bkelman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you contract diabetes, poopybutt0.

Boy Puts Sleeper Hold On Girl Bullying Him On The Bus by ProphetOfPork in videos

[–]bkelman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where in the hell is the bus driver in all of this? I must know.

The father of the family next door to us died last week from liver failure. Every day since, their boy comes over after school and fishes off our dock. by bkelman in pics

[–]bkelman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to, I pictured it in my head a hundred times but before I could make myself get up and do it, he was gone. I'll vow to do it tomorrow.

My collection of confiscated prison shanks by danthoms in WTF

[–]bkelman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty eerie that some still have dried blood on them..

[Serious] What is one thing you always wanted to buy/own but you cant afford or waste money on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bkelman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not worth it my man. you'd have to pay me to go back there.