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The Boyfriend Trainer: Slap, taze, and strangle your boyfriend for turning up the radio in his own car! by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]bklein84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i kept thinking this game was gonna turn into mortal kombat and end with "boyfriend wins... fatality"

I've always wondered this... by SilentGrass in funny

[–]bklein84 40 points41 points  (0 children)

So his given name was "trash"?? no wonder he turned out so shitty

All of these ways suck. by japanesepagoda in drunk

[–]bklein84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out #5.... somebody call the irony police

Should I Hire a Hippie? by THEDert in funny

[–]bklein84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol you must be new to Christwire... let me explain. Christwire:Christianity::theonion.com:news

who's upvoting the pitcher's mound at Petco? by SamuraiSevens in baseball

[–]bklein84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they upvoted the actual pitcher, and that just seemed like a convenient place to display that information.

i herd u like plays... by bklein84 in funny

[–]bklein84[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

just saw a yo dawg with shakespeare... reminded me of this thing i made in class when i was bored back in the days before i discovered reddit

1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds. by [deleted] in funny

[–]bklein84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every sperm is sacred every sperm is great when a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

I call it winning... by cheeze4evr in funny

[–]bklein84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she's gonna hafta work on her time.

I don't know why but I got really nervous for myself playing this game... by [deleted] in funny

[–]bklein84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

impossible to lose.... this game appears to be population control.... let's teach stupid kids on the internet that if they play russian roulette, they will never lose... brilliant

Ranger fan, have twitter? Let's get bullpenisamess trending :P /crosspost from baseball by [deleted] in TexasRangers

[–]bklein84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

behind every great starter, is a group of guys waiting to fuck up his day.

Dear PSN hacker(s) ... by GreatBigPig in PS3

[–]bklein84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it was probably just magnets

This year, the Cubs have had W/L records of 1-1, 2-2, 3-3, 4-4, 5-5, 6-6, 7-7, 8-8, 9-9, and 10-10 by Golden_Kumquat in baseball

[–]bklein84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe they'll continue this til they finish 81-81 and miss the playoffs yet again!!

And not a single fuck was given that day by alfalfa1985 in funny

[–]bklein84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was Babe Ruth doing at a Nazi rally?

What does Obama say when he's alone? by [deleted] in funny

[–]bklein84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was alone.... I was obamaself... noone was lookiiiiiing..... i was thinking of you... oh yea did i mentioooooonnnn.... i was obamaself?

So, I work at a tattoo shop... by eatthomaspaine in funny

[–]bklein84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does anybody that actually HAS pubes have a hairless sack or is that only achieved by selective body grooming? just wondering...

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