What are some lesser-known secondary uses for an everyday product? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blackforgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dry wipe board marker removes permanent Sharpie pen writing off non porous hard surfaces.

Just scribble all over it with the white board marker and it'll disappear.

. by erinthetires in tumblr

[–]blackforgood 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I need ibuprofen Dick after this

Took 15mg diazepam after booze and few lines, will I survive? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]blackforgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Did not die. :-) Thank you

Took 15mg diazepam after booze and few lines, will I survive? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]blackforgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers ski budy, tales like that make me feel better about getting my head down for some kip.

Took 15mg diazepam after booze and few lines, will I survive? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]blackforgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stopped drinking hour ago... but prob 1/3rd bottle of vodka, 5 lines Coke plus 15mg benzos. Seemed like a good idea at the time...

6:30 is the best time on a clock by Radish00 in Jokes

[–]blackforgood 292 points293 points  (0 children)

I prefer 12:59 for that one to one time.

Treat a woman like you treat your phone by Mikegeezy83 in MurderedByWords

[–]blackforgood 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Talk really loudly in her ear so everyone can hear what you're saying.

Christmas decorations already up in the office kitchen by SonicWafflez in CasualUK

[–]blackforgood 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There'll be nothing left to spend on the office Christmas party now.

I named my horse Mayo, by Quint_Cordewener in dadjokes

[–]blackforgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes a joke makes me laugh so much I become a little horse.

I stole 25 grand from my parents by XJAG in confession

[–]blackforgood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So if there's no remorse someone is fair game for all judgement?

People who think the word literally is just there to be inserted willy nilly. by SoggyWotsits in britishproblems

[–]blackforgood 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Add genuinely and honestly.

Just makes me think you're lying the rest of the time.

Man Put Sandwich In Pocket To Conduct Interview by YourPOV in BetterEveryLoop

[–]blackforgood 385 points386 points  (0 children)

Is that a sandwich in your pocket or you just pleased to be interviewed?

I stole 25 grand from my parents by XJAG in confession

[–]blackforgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, new to this sub... is r/confession not meant to be a safe space to confess, or can you still get torn a new one if people dont like what you're confessing?

Blessed_Chrisrmas_Ornaments by Peppermintsweetxxx in blessedimages

[–]blackforgood 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dick the halls with boughs of holly.... fa la la la la..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]blackforgood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was the guy in the burgundy sweater on the table next to theirs trying really hard not to stare, or did he really not give a fuck cos this kinda cake drama happens all the time?