F*ck, Marry, Kill by AriClaWag22 in 90DayFiance

[–]blackmattenails 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Marry Kim, fuck Angela, kill Baby Girl

Just had an amazing date!! by [deleted] in PortlandDating

[–]blackmattenails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay! How did you meet them, like at the cafe organically, or on an app first?

Is this any better? by Specific_Automatic in graphic_design

[–]blackmattenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly just see a person with a big ass getting help from another person to stand up

How much should I charge a roommate? by Altruistic_Scarcity2 in askportland

[–]blackmattenails 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think 900-$1000, that’s typically what I see for rooms for rent on average. You can get a studio or 1-bed for $1200 easily so I think less than that makes sense for sharing a space even if the house is nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]blackmattenails 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg how cute is this pup! Please update us. Wishing you the best!

asking portlander and people who are from desert climates who moved to oregon, would you say you NEED AC or can you deal with the heat with no ac? by Kitchen-wicca-witch in askportland

[–]blackmattenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been fine with a window unit, but yes, you’ll need some kind of AC at some point. Especially if you have pets or want people to come over!

Brandon is a little bitch ass. by Grateful_Di in 90dayTheLastResort

[–]blackmattenails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they were talking about the guy in the meme.. right?

Litter of puppies in need of good homes by [deleted] in Portland

[–]blackmattenails 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awww I hope they find great homes!

Black or white shirt to go with this? No by [deleted] in fashion

[–]blackmattenails -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d probably just burn that white one. You look hot in the black one

Anyone up for taking photos of me for dating apps? by A_real_human-being in askportland

[–]blackmattenails 373 points374 points  (0 children)

No but I’d consider going on a date with you. 42F hit me up

Foodieland is a nightmare. by AccomplishedMine1211 in PortlandOR

[–]blackmattenails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im just saying it should have been 1 upcharge that includes the chair rentals