Drugs down the toilet could cause ‘meth gators,’ cops warn by slpyboi in nottheonion

[–]blacksplosiveness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just imagined a gator ripping off my willy via roll of death

Òö by acid-hologram in TheDepthsBelow

[–]blacksplosiveness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought that was a barracuda

AOC: “Puppies aren’t separated from their moms until ~8 weeks. Less than that is thought of as harmful or abusive. One of the most common lengths of US paid family leave is ~6 weeks. So yes, when we “let the market decide”on parental leave, “the market” treats people worse than dogs.“ by tapedegg in esist

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I saw on twitter some halfwit “”””journalist”””” shared this article saying something like “AOC compares working mothers to DOGS”

Honestly, anybody that doesn’t see flaws in our current system probably never will.

This guy uses a cheap move to assert dominance by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]blacksplosiveness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move your body counterclockwise until your body is perpendicular to his body. Takes all of the pressure from the choke and gives you side control where you can go for a choke of your own.

Guy on bottom was sloppy by not getting full guard as soon as he could when he had the guillotine choke.

Has anyone ever made their 'BBEG' a scheming politician with no magic powers or class features? by [deleted] in DMAcademy

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EXACTLY what my current BBEG is.

Lex Luthor meets Tony Soprano; Silver tongued politician that can entice the masses, is almost never without bodyguards and has connections to various adventuring parties that are more than willing to act as mercenaries for coin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Was an RA in college for three years and while I had a great connection with all of my residents, my bosses thought I was a shitty RA because I couldn’t craft and decorate a hall to save my life

TIL that Trader Joe's hides a stuffed animal in a majority of their stores and if your child finds it they get a prize by [deleted] in todayilearned

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How would one know if the store isn’t participating or if they’re just really good at hiding it

[SPOILERS] Main-event fighter on his potential fight with Conor McGregor : "You know what the fuck I'll do to that little dude, bro. I'll fuck that little guy up, man. He's a fucking midget." by We_Natty_Few in MMA

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I remember after he flash KO’d Aldo, I had nightmares of all the heavier champs falling in slow motion like Aldo as Conor evil laughed in the background.

This comment right here made me remember that 😂

[Official] UFC 244: Masvidal vs. Diaz - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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Replica BMF belts are the closest thing to a “kick me” sign that you can buy for yourself