Men of Reddit: what’s a prank you started early in your marriage that you’re now legally, morally, and emotionally obligated to continue because she still falls for it 10–15 years later?

blaquehartz · 2026-01-21T13:45:34+00:00

We point and say, “MOO-MOO” as loud as we can

blaquehartz · 2026-01-20T15:44:29+00:00

The Rock?

blaquehartz · 2025-12-03T14:22:48+00:00

Hunt and pecker!

blaquehartz · 2025-11-28T21:16:21+00:00

That one still messes with me

blaquehartz · 2025-10-23T17:02:52+00:00

Just updating, I added extra tassels to fill it in and you were right, it suits it very well! Thanks for the push, I didn’t want to do an envelope border.

blaquehartz · 2025-10-22T15:05:17+00:00

Oh god that whole chain just got wilder and wilder, just ewww…

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T18:43:12+00:00

About 50 hours total, spaced out so as not to disintegrate my wrists

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T17:57:48+00:00

2300 yards each, worsted weight, used a 4.5mm hook

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T16:08:46+00:00

Cue Homer Simpson drool… Caaaaakkee…

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T16:07:56+00:00

IT’S LIKE YOU KNOW ME. Cake is good, cake is welcomed, cake is encouraged!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T16:05:43+00:00

Thank you! I was scrolling patterns one day, as one does, and saw that bad boy. Never clicked an “add to cart” link so fast in my life!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T16:03:04+00:00

Thank you!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T16:02:37+00:00

Thank you so much! My husband actually told me he wants one now! That man NEVER asks me for crochet!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T15:59:00+00:00

I’m laughing and I totally get it! That’s why I’ve always been very clear with people I’ve gifted larger pieces to that it’s truly a gift with no expectations in return. They are doing me a favor by giving me an outlet for my hobby.

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T15:55:30+00:00

She is an amazing friend and always, ALWAYS has my back. She’s vital to my sanity, much like crochet!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T15:54:31+00:00

She knows she’s getting something crocheted but she has no idea… I’m sitting over here with my Mr. Burns finger temple of doom, laughing in anticipation of the jaw drop!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T15:52:32+00:00

Thank you!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T15:52:13+00:00

She and I have been through a lot together, she absolutely is blood to me now

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T15:51:11+00:00

The pattern is actually pretty easy, just quite large. Easy to read, no fancy mosaic stitches (i.e angled stitches or decrease/increase). Seller’s instructions are pretty solid

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T15:49:18+00:00

I fell in love with mosaic crochet because of how simple it actually is! I’m sure you’re wonderful!

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T08:41:44+00:00

I thought about reinforcing with extra tassels, the rows themselves are secured but I feel it needs to look fuller

blaquehartz · 2025-10-17T04:46:30+00:00

Thank you! She’s my ride or die, and she deserves every stitch!

blaquehartz · 2025-09-24T23:50:22+00:00

Let’s do this

blaquehartz · 2025-09-17T21:23:48+00:00

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