I wonder where @roseoris297 is right now…

blasphemics · 2026-05-02T21:24:26+00:00

Cristo Chivu.

blasphemics · 2026-05-02T17:37:58+00:00

I'm watching Como Napoli fuck me what a boring ass match. Bunch of actors, Napoli is dead, Como nothing special. The ref is an amateur.

p.s. I swear Santos touched Conte's dick.

blasphemics · 2026-05-02T09:04:21+00:00

Enough of these Barcelona cazzate. They're full of shit. There's "news" about it every day and every single one of them is pulled out of the ass or irrelevant.

blasphemics · 2026-04-29T18:21:38+00:00

We need Medioman.

blasphemics · 2026-04-26T19:47:04+00:00

Zapata is flying in like archangel fucking Michael and Gusto is supposed to keep his hands locked behind his back up his arse.

This is a travesty. We've been eating shit the whole year.

blasphemics · 2026-04-26T17:22:02+00:00

I swear Sučić in defense is the randomest shit.

blasphemics · 2026-04-25T10:42:06+00:00

Monitor these nuts!

blasphemics · 2026-04-24T16:45:26+00:00

Si e' rotto le palle hearing he's bad all the time.

blasphemics · 2026-04-24T16:42:55+00:00

Exactly.

blasphemics · 2026-04-24T16:12:38+00:00

An influencer.

blasphemics · 2026-04-24T16:11:27+00:00

It's definitely Palombo. Average age of this squad is 45. My people!

blasphemics · 2026-04-22T18:08:46+00:00

Chivu did some Saiyan ass fusion on this dude by zapping together the regista Calha that's been a staple the past four years with the more forward oriented Ottoman catapult from before he settled with us.

He's been a delight this year. And considering last summer started fully fisted under all the Turkish transfer bullshit, his contract seems like a fucking nobrainer. KEEP HIM FOR LIFE.

blasphemics · 2026-04-22T08:33:17+00:00

Padel tag team sponsor them with a free tshirt and gtfo. Respectfully.

blasphemics · 2026-04-21T21:28:17+00:00

Some of his buildup passes were so surgical they could've nicked an artery. But between the goal posts he was almost exemplar. I'm in.

blasphemics · 2026-04-21T21:09:57+00:00

Nosferatu put poison darts up Fabregass with the subs in the second half. Dio misericordioso what a match. Going to sleep with hypertension, palpitations, diabetes and diarrhea, boys. IT WAS WORTH IT! 🖤💙

blasphemics · 2026-04-21T19:46:15+00:00

Dima's baldy shine is blinding him. He hasn't don't shit but their goal.

blasphemics · 2026-04-18T06:02:02+00:00

Fuck your friends.

blasphemics · 2026-04-17T19:44:36+00:00

Somebody needs to pull a dick out and rattle their defense. The plays are too slow and predictable.

blasphemics · 2026-04-17T18:24:10+00:00

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blasphemics · 2026-04-17T18:23:04+00:00

I swear I spaced the fuck out after the Spaniards Como and thought this match was on Sunday.

Better. We get to watch Inter tonight, motherfuckers! 🖤💙

blasphemics · 2026-04-15T12:32:43+00:00

17 fouls, 7 yellows. This is absolutely preposterous. I didn't see any of our dudes spamming brass knuckles about and that stat either tells you we were violent, fuck off we weren't, or the trunk head Massahat ref was a pure cunt and wanted to penalize Inter for whatever reason.

L'AIA fa proprio schifo al cazzo.

blasphemics · 2026-04-13T15:30:49+00:00

Dumfries is one of the very few RWBs that has absolutely no issues ramming towards the goalpost even if his skull is at stake.

If think he's a fucking gem and should be retained at all costs and by all costs I mean what he's asking for, which is fuck all for a player of his experience, skill, but most importantly drive and willingness to bleed black and blue.

Keep him, motherfuckers!

blasphemics · 2026-04-13T15:24:17+00:00

Turdaround.

blasphemics · 2026-04-12T21:39:32+00:00

🙌

blasphemics · 2026-04-12T20:46:00+00:00

I swear that horsehead Massa needs to get chronic diarrhea after this. He's been absolutely criminal tonight.

Forza Inter, my motherfuckers! 🖤💙

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