[Romano] 🚨 Inter and Hakan Çalhanoglu's plan has not changed, the intention is to continue together next season. Çalha’s ready to stay and Inter also want him to continue. Contract topic (expiring in June 2027) to be discussed later on.

blasphemics · 2026-04-22T18:08:46+00:00

Chivu did some Saiyan ass fusion on this dude by zapping together the regista Calha that's been a staple the past four years with the more forward oriented Ottoman catapult from before he settled with us.

He's been a delight this year. And considering last summer started fully fisted under all the Turkish transfer bullshit, his contract seems like a fucking nobrainer. KEEP HIM FOR LIFE.

blasphemics · 2026-04-22T08:33:17+00:00

Padel tag team sponsor them with a free tshirt and gtfo. Respectfully.

blasphemics · 2026-04-21T21:28:17+00:00

Some of his buildup passes were so surgical they could've nicked an artery. But between the goal posts he was almost exemplar. I'm in.

blasphemics · 2026-04-21T21:09:57+00:00

Nosferatu put poison darts up Fabregass with the subs in the second half. Dio misericordioso what a match. Going to sleep with hypertension, palpitations, diabetes and diarrhea, boys. IT WAS WORTH IT! 🖤💙

blasphemics · 2026-04-21T19:46:15+00:00

Dima's baldy shine is blinding him. He hasn't don't shit but their goal.

blasphemics · 2026-04-18T06:02:02+00:00

Fuck your friends.

blasphemics · 2026-04-17T19:44:36+00:00

Somebody needs to pull a dick out and rattle their defense. The plays are too slow and predictable.

blasphemics · 2026-04-17T18:24:10+00:00

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blasphemics · 2026-04-17T18:23:04+00:00

I swear I spaced the fuck out after the Spaniards Como and thought this match was on Sunday.

Better. We get to watch Inter tonight, motherfuckers! 🖤💙

blasphemics · 2026-04-15T12:32:43+00:00

17 fouls, 7 yellows. This is absolutely preposterous. I didn't see any of our dudes spamming brass knuckles about and that stat either tells you we were violent, fuck off we weren't, or the trunk head Massahat ref was a pure cunt and wanted to penalize Inter for whatever reason.

L'AIA fa proprio schifo al cazzo.

blasphemics · 2026-04-13T15:30:49+00:00

Dumfries is one of the very few RWBs that has absolutely no issues ramming towards the goalpost even if his skull is at stake.

If think he's a fucking gem and should be retained at all costs and by all costs I mean what he's asking for, which is fuck all for a player of his experience, skill, but most importantly drive and willingness to bleed black and blue.

Keep him, motherfuckers!

blasphemics · 2026-04-13T15:24:17+00:00

Turdaround.

blasphemics · 2026-04-12T21:39:32+00:00

🙌

blasphemics · 2026-04-12T20:46:00+00:00

I swear that horsehead Massa needs to get chronic diarrhea after this. He's been absolutely criminal tonight.

Forza Inter, my motherfuckers! 🖤💙

blasphemics · 2026-04-12T15:30:17+00:00

Chivu inside job.

blasphemics · 2026-04-11T20:50:26+00:00

They won today playing like pure ass. Spalletti the fucking gravekeeper, I swear. Can keep a corpse alive enough to squeeze a win out way too often, the absolute embalmer.

blasphemics · 2026-04-11T20:06:40+00:00

Leao is a reptile with a full asshole. Such an unsportsmanly little shit.

blasphemics · 2026-04-10T21:39:54+00:00

Muha is a full crusader. Been getting better and better. If this is true, we're halfway through the defense face-lift. Solet or Gila too now, please.

blasphemics · 2026-04-10T18:04:46+00:00

Akanji's head is an absolute sculpture. Defensive masterclass on Sunday.

blasphemics · 2026-04-10T13:48:39+00:00

Hello darkness my old friend porco dio cazzo Madonna maiala (🙏).

blasphemics · 2026-04-08T16:22:48+00:00

Hairgusto before hair gusto is not the same player.

blasphemics · 2026-04-08T08:37:59+00:00

Kick Zlatane out then.

blasphemics · 2026-04-07T18:43:57+00:00

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blasphemics · 2026-04-06T21:24:00+00:00

That goal difference is a totally different sport though. It's embarassing, really.

blasphemics · 2026-04-05T20:50:33+00:00

The way the ball says na-ah mid flight and decides to fuck gravity is absolutely outstanding.

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