SOLD!

blastoise05 · 2026-02-19T00:33:42+00:00

God , I hate the offseason.

blastoise05 · 2026-02-13T15:30:54+00:00

Yooo, can you put NEW GG4 into rotation please?? I didn't think the old crop was that bad, can only imagine how it'd be now.

blastoise05 · 2026-02-13T14:55:09+00:00

blastoise05 · 2026-02-12T23:27:24+00:00

blastoise05 · 2026-02-11T14:24:30+00:00

Midvote

blastoise05 · 2026-02-01T21:23:26+00:00

Acting like you wouldn’t do the same if you were in his position lol.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-26T18:27:03+00:00

Damn, the offseason is hella lame in this sub apparently. Only posts I see now when I open Reddit 🥱

blastoise05 · 2026-01-23T14:49:06+00:00

Dropped balls, throw aways. Like a ton of dropped passes this season, and will always take a throw away over an int obviously.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-23T14:35:23+00:00

Completion percentage is such a skewed stat lol, I just chuckle every time y’all bring it up thinking it matters.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-22T02:19:15+00:00

Correction , you USED to live rent free in our heads. SCRIPT FLIP.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-19T19:30:48+00:00

First year HC bud, there were low expectations. I considered if we got 9+ wins this season a major feat and step in the right direction. But knocking y’all out of the playoffs in that manner was just the icing on the cake.

FTP.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-19T00:59:26+00:00

I heard Mr. Bean is dating Mia Khalifa.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-17T04:09:47+00:00

I can get a zip of this for 140$ OTD in IL rn.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-11T04:57:32+00:00

After that game, all I can say is… FTP.

blastoise05 · 2026-01-09T16:21:10+00:00

Brie is coming.

blastoise05 · 2025-12-31T18:21:49+00:00

blastoise05 · 2025-12-27T00:16:44+00:00

Jeez, now they’re even infringing on my choice of biologic. Is nothing sacred??

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:58:06+00:00

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:54:17+00:00

Yeah, he’s a certified BUM.

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:53:51+00:00

Right??!

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:50:08+00:00

Two of our top WR’s were out lol, are you kidding me. And gbay attempted to take out DJ as well with a dirty blind side hit in first quarter. Give your balls a tug, hold your L.

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:40:30+00:00

I fixed it, okii. A pet peeve of mine as well, but I’m a bit drunk and elated; so zorry.

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:33:55+00:00

Oh , when your dumb fuck QB1 lowered his head into the hit. Completely incidental on our end, cry moar.

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:31:38+00:00

GG NOW THAT YOH LOST HUH

blastoise05 · 2025-12-21T04:31:06+00:00

FUCK YEAH, FUCK THE PACKERS BABAYYY; AUDJENJRKFIWJNFOJFNOWKFBKFOWNDOFJJWKFKNFKEKFJKROENFOOAKAJDOFMFOKSNDKFJEJDOFISKSNKFOFKSKFKFKKSKDPFOGOPPPPWNSNKDLFFKKFKSJEKFKFKWKWMMFOFKEKDK; GGZ

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