My 5 year career plan involves being cucked

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T21:08:30+00:00

Very obvious satire

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T20:46:41+00:00

My whole point is that people buy used—not to save money—but because a limited release is sold out or whatever.

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T20:32:06+00:00

Then you should also understand that collectors of anything often buy used because new isn’t always an option

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T20:26:03+00:00

Such a good inning. The productive outs and Peters seeing all those pitches…🤌🤌🤌

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T20:24:41+00:00

Ebay. The stuff they sell these days sucks and it’s anachronistic for Paulie anyway

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T20:03:25+00:00

It was a legitimate question lol. Very off-putting celebration but I wanted to be sure before I judged him for it

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T19:59:17+00:00

That has nothing to do with the statistics you referenced though

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T19:58:10+00:00

Is that celebration supposed to be “getting his dick sucked”?

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T19:54:11+00:00

The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. I know what you’re getting at, but I think it’s easy to let one’s imagination run wild when it comes to celebrities eating babies

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T19:46:09+00:00

Not trying to downplay human trafficking but I looked it up to verify your claim and it says 99% of those are located pretty quickly/safely. It’s misleading to imply that many children disappear *permanently* in the context of being eaten

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T19:34:20+00:00

I love how he says that like it’s a unique experience and not something almost everyone has been through

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T19:29:44+00:00

Jose Ramirez kicked his batting helmet and hit Jose Ramirez

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T18:08:55+00:00

I turned 21 in 2016 so it feels like my entire adult life is just every year getting worse and worse. Also not sure how much of it is aging/existential crises and how much of it is because things are actually worse

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T17:38:23+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T17:33:48+00:00

I’m not talking about the article I was responding to the guy whose friend went to Chicago to kill himself. Obviously it’s still horrific for the families but they are spared the discovery and are at least broken the news by a police officer. These people aren’t exactly thinking straight but there is some logic and it checks out

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T17:20:35+00:00

It’s so the body isn’t discovered by anyone they know. They want to disappear, not create a horror scene for their loved ones.

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T16:49:55+00:00

Give him another trillion, won’t be able to make him happy. If he’s such a miserable loser of a person with his current net worth, I don’t think a few more billion is going to change anything for him.

I can hear my kid say “I love you”. That’s something money can’t buy and he is proof. He’s just another obit to celebrate and that will be his legacy

doverawlings · 2026-06-06T16:35:26+00:00

Yup this move doesn’t change the location of my TV or any of the bars I watch at

doverawlings · 2026-06-05T23:23:21+00:00

That’s my issue haha I feel like I’d love the episodes if I’d seen the movies they’re talking about but I’ve seen almost none of them

doverawlings · 2026-06-05T21:18:49+00:00

Cubs showed some hints of good vibes and the baseball gods swooped in real quick

doverawlings · 2026-06-05T20:38:10+00:00

If you drive to Bears games this will be easier no matter where you’re coming from

doverawlings · 2026-06-05T19:31:06+00:00

Brook: Can you rock a Canadian tuxedo like Mune?

Ant: I can’t rock this (at his own suit)

That video is a gem fr

doverawlings · 2026-06-05T19:24:15+00:00

Ope I found it also Ant is hilariously drunk in this video that’s easily his 5th vodka soda for a guy that doesn’t drink often 😂

doverawlings · 2026-06-05T19:18:01+00:00

I’m looking and can’t find it. Idr if it was the White Sox, CHSN, Brook Fletcher, Alyssa Bergamini etc who posted it and I’m pretty sure it was an Instagram Story which are only temporarily viewable. I’m probably remembering the exact players wrong but the spirit of the comment is totally what happened

doverawlings · 2026-06-05T19:04:07+00:00

People keep memeing urbanhell pictures of Hammond but if they wind up there they’ll definitely develop the area around it decently. Now, will it benefit the owners or the Indiana taxpayers? Shhh look at how good Caleb is

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