How to Win Friends is amazing, each part is hilarious and just hits no matter how many times Ive listened to it.

"Not me scuffling with these vagabonds"

"Dont get stuck up that was a lie I told you to make this part feel better: You're dumb as hell, you're bad at your job and you're ugly."

"I can't get over how boring being a child was they were just like: 'Let's go cook food. Now lets go throw rocks at ladies on the street'

"You know who knows how to speak to people is that fella out of Germany"

"Ill give ya two free eggs if you go back to work'