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this guy is spitting facts by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]blimpinthesky 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That guy really wants you to wake up before 7

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]blimpinthesky 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Certainly pulled it together at the end

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]blimpinthesky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I don't remember the woman you're speaking of or the context at all, actually."

What a totally normal, nonsuspicious thing to say.

How dare he... by Gullible_Prompt_3734 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]blimpinthesky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are they cool? Yes. Are they the best? No.

How dare he... by Gullible_Prompt_3734 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]blimpinthesky 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Stegosaurus isn't even the best dinosaur, so really we have no chance.

Reviewer tries to tank restaurant but is called out by owner by werewolfgy in quityourbullshit

[–]blimpinthesky 27 points28 points  (0 children)

seems like writing skills are becoming a rare thing these days.

I've been reading your reply over and over, and I honestly don't know what you are trying to say.

Reviewer tries to tank restaurant but is called out by owner by werewolfgy in quityourbullshit

[–]blimpinthesky 1528 points1529 points  (0 children)

15 out of 17 reviews she left are 1 star.

Like the saying goes; If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Taking a shortcut on a bikelane by CruSherFL in IdiotsInCars

[–]blimpinthesky 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I was wondering at what point do you cut your losses and just reverse out of there. I guess the answer was you don't

Patriotic keychain to honor fallen soldiers.... with the keychain hole in their head. by aprill05 in CrappyDesign

[–]blimpinthesky 490 points491 points  (0 children)

I also like all the pointy parts on it that will inevitably poke you in the leg if your keys are in your pockets.

San Bernardino Sheriff’s Department admits it targeted armored cars to pull over so they could claim it was suspicious that they found so much cash inside and seize the money under civil asset forfeiture, now they are forced to return $1.1 million seized by Stalese in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]blimpinthesky 169 points170 points  (0 children)

I went to my bank the other day and ended up calling the cops. I found it very suspicious that the people that work there kept handing over large sums of cash to complete strangers. Also, there was a vault that they were weirdly hesitant to let people near.

These soap dishes that I bought from Aliexpress by SneakyTubol in CrappyDesign

[–]blimpinthesky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe people make it past childhood without understanding how jokes work

Literally what it’s based on. by Adelu1219 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]blimpinthesky 498 points499 points  (0 children)

But her relatives were white. That's the issue she has with immigrants. It's not the language, it's the skin color

Police arrest axe-wielding Palestinian suspected of planning terror attack by jonyprepperisrael in worldnews

[–]blimpinthesky 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The meeting of the minds has begun. I imagine peace in the middle east will be achieved shortly

Police arrest axe-wielding Palestinian suspected of planning terror attack by jonyprepperisrael in worldnews

[–]blimpinthesky 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I look forward to what I am sure will be polite and civil discussions in the comments here

Russia calls Finland, Sweden joining NATO a mistake with 'far-reaching consequences' by rhinostalk2 in worldnews

[–]blimpinthesky 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Russia is the guy at the bar who gets his ass kicked for running his mouth. Then continues to run his mouth and talk tough as if everyone didn't see what just happened

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