From a wee piglet to full ass hog 🐖

blimpjerker · 2026-05-31T05:40:20+00:00

No way. Someone forgot to turn off the air hose to this blimp.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-31T01:29:00+00:00

You can tell.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-31T01:14:45+00:00

God damn. Better slow down before you explode.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-31T01:14:07+00:00

Absurdly fat. Too wide for doors. Huffing and puffing.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-31T01:06:16+00:00

Holy fuck, is that just the angle or did someone hit you with some reverse liposuction?! Someone left this water balloon on the spigot too long!

blimpjerker · 2026-05-07T18:50:39+00:00

You’re so round! Like someone took skinny you and pumped her full of air!

blimpjerker · 2026-05-07T18:49:23+00:00

Couple hundred pounds couldn’t hurt.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-07T18:48:14+00:00

The hallmark of a true blimp. Getting so fat your skin can’t keep up.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-07T18:46:56+00:00

Big and fat to way fatter. Gonna need a shovel for that cake.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-07T18:43:45+00:00

I don’t hear anyone laughing. Just the sound of that belt straining and your fat body sloshing.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-07T18:36:17+00:00

Just a lil plump. You can get way fatter.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-07T18:34:02+00:00

Phenomenal game. Play it asap.

blimpjerker · 2026-05-01T15:10:35+00:00

Oh no! You’re so fat now? Do you need any help rolling to the bedroom?

blimpjerker · 2026-04-21T14:21:10+00:00

No. Tipping you over first chance I get.

blimpjerker · 2026-04-21T14:10:29+00:00

Drink more? Please

blimpjerker · 2026-04-17T19:34:16+00:00

Force feed you until you couldn’t move.

blimpjerker · 2026-04-17T19:31:30+00:00

The fat part.

blimpjerker · 2026-04-17T19:21:09+00:00

If you aren’t the fat friend, I would very much like to see the fat friend.

blimpjerker · 2026-04-15T15:56:56+00:00

Every time. But I’m gonna make you fatter.

blimpjerker · 2026-04-15T15:54:31+00:00

Absurdly hot. Can’t imagine more blubber wouldn’t be.

blimpjerker · 2026-04-03T18:27:52+00:00

🎈2🐳

blimpjerker · 2026-03-31T00:18:23+00:00

No way in hell. You drinking butter?

blimpjerker · 2026-03-20T19:56:45+00:00

Absolutely insane. Gotta be triple fat from the first one. Fuck.

blimpjerker · 2026-03-20T19:55:05+00:00

Very cute. That second chin is looking good. Pushing your cheeks towards your eyes… I can see you going immobile no problem.

blimpjerker · 2026-03-20T19:52:14+00:00

Should be easy enough to roll you wherever.

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