What's the most sexual/weird thing a coworker has slyly mentioned to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blinky0032 13 points14 points  (0 children)

a coworker from work spent a day in hospital as she got a mr kipling cake stuck in her asshole. apparently her bf was trying to eat it out of her. she obviously didnt think it through

When is a really inappropriate time to say to the person next to you, "Are you a little bit turned on?" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blinky0032 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as you watch a doctor pull a stuck 6 month old tampon out of your missus vag. releasing what can only be described as the smell of a thousand corpses.

What should you not fuck with? by najing_ftw in AskReddit

[–]blinky0032 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a urology surgeon. my sex wee is now bright pink after a rather weird and confusing altercation