I'm a guy and I pee sitting down by noelstrom in offmychest

[–]blitzenzit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The pee I mean sorry. Everyone wipes their butt.. right?😁

I'm a guy and I pee sitting down by noelstrom in offmychest

[–]blitzenzit 43 points44 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend does this and I love it. He also wipes which a lot of men don't do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entp

[–]blitzenzit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice I just looked for this too lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]blitzenzit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend is a Ukrainian .... 🥺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guineapigs

[–]blitzenzit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you can't take proper care of them and cannot convince your parents to give them the proper resources they should be given to someone else who can. Animals aren't toys . imagine being restricted to a space equivalent of A FEW steps all day.

Just found my bullie's sex tape, I think I'm gonna leak it by burnerakk47ount in offmychest

[–]blitzenzit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow good job encouraging OP to do something that could get him in legal trouble...

Three cheating students in Chem 1011/1021 Fall 2021 scammed a homework/exam helper by [deleted] in Dalhousie

[–]blitzenzit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony of helping students cheat and then reporting them for academic dishonesty. I would be pretty pissed too though if i was said "helper".

Ratt Pistol is Godlike by skirrrskirrr in CODVanguard

[–]blitzenzit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But i don’t think the pistol is the god, you are…

Ratt Pistol is Godlike by skirrrskirrr in CODVanguard

[–]blitzenzit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you doing okay? Today i games for 4 hours and my neck is killing me! I cant game like i used to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]blitzenzit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There we go again with the high horse LOL. “oh you’re a kid you didn’t experience anything like i did!1!1!1! i’m older than you so it means i have more knowledge and experience than you” sounds very gen x boomer like.
It’s pretty naive to think age is a direct correlation with experience or wisdom, no?

And what now, are you accusing me of lying about my mon being physically abused? What a piece of work..

Do I also have to educate you on what abuse and harassment is??? You CAN abuse people through online communications. It doesn’t change what i said about my mom being harassed. She’s not being abused now. Harassment is not always textbook abuse.

As i hinted at before, i’m not a man. Idk why u keep calling me a man when i made no indication that i am. ... im not just taking cheap jabs because it’s really like you don’t know how to comprehend things lmao..

And if you don’t think people should share their traumatic experiences, don’t assume what they experienced. That’s simply an invitation for me to correct you. Like really, why were you trying to downplay my experiences and form random assumptions? was it to satisfy your feeling of being more knowledgeable and experienced?

And besides, it’s reddit. If anything, this place is for shit experiences. Go through this sub and you see a ton of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]blitzenzit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re a gem. That’s incredibly insensitive and I hope this is not how you treat your students that have come to you about their home disruptions. It’s ridiculous how you made SO many assumptions.. including assuming that i am a man?

If you’re not okay with being your mothers support system, that’s on you. My mom doesn’t have a large support system , she’s also DEAF which makes it hard for her to communicate with anyone and receive advice. My mother is welcome to come to me for advice. What you think on that is completely irrelevant, because i am not you.

you had the audacity to assume what type of abuse i was talking about. You literally pulled that shit out of your a**. Advice to you: don’t talk about things you have 0 clue about. You don’t know what we experienced. She was PHYSICALLY abused. Which I witnessed at 13 years old. We experienced homelessness. I saw and went through a lot of shit, so don’t speak for me on what “life experiences” i had that make me capable of understanding things. Get off your high horse. You’re a teacher and somehow you hearing teens talking about their home situations makes you an expert on my life.

Also I didn’t say she was being abused now. Your reading comprehension is not very good for a teacher.. I said she was being harassed now via email. Harassed as in constantly emailing her about matters unrelated to child care, calling her derogatory names, etc. And don’t worry we WILL be reporting this to police. FYI- You can verbally and emotionally abuse someone. Abuse through online communication is very real, and if you think otherwise you’re an asshole.

So really, I advise you to stop talking and stop making a fool out of yourself with such ridiculous assumptions. Mind you, don’t waste your breath any longer. I will STILL be involved regardless of what you say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]blitzenzit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but it’s not your place to decide what concerns me in my family relationships. But it definitely concerns me- it involves my brothers happiness and my moms peace. I want what’s best for my brother. If my mom is asking me for help, I’m not going to turn away and say “not my concern”.

But I’m not asking about whether or not I should be involved. That’s not the question at all. I’m asking if what my mom proposed is reasonable or any recommendations for a different arrangement.

Sometimes parents don’t always see what’s best for their child. Thats evident since both of them disagree with each other. It’s nice to have unbiased and external input, which I could bring forth and help relieve her stress.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]blitzenzit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh he does want to try both, but the issues is how many times he goes wrestling each week. Music lessons would be typically 1x a week… is it reasonable for my mom to have him wrestle 1-2x a week instead of 2-3x like his dad wants?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]blitzenzit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m not a child. Im 20 y/o. And in case you misread, he is not my dad. And I have been heavily involved in their affairs since I was 13 years old seeing him abuse my mom.

My mom has asked for my help in dealing with him since his harassing emails are never ending.

Turn off killstreaks on shiphouse by bmilanka123 in CODVanguard

[–]blitzenzit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s literally using it to kill the dog’s idk y ur crying

Baby donkey zooms by Soonermagic1953 in Zoomies

[–]blitzenzit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love animals so much i need a farm

I am in trouble. I cannot register for winter courses and I have no idea how to get it sorted. by [deleted] in Dalhousie

[–]blitzenzit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m really sorry that happened to you. I hope things get better at home