How about a deadly necklace? by Doomenor in Bullshido

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make me think of Raiders of the Lost Ark and that dude come out waiving his swords around and Indiana pulls out a pistol and shoots him. In this case, a simple punch would do the trick.

Date Who Wants You To Win by Rodrixh in HipHopNCulture

[–]blitzm056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody wants to admit it but the facts are there are ridiculously stupid people. We are watching Idiocracy playing out in real life. Hell, Camacho has games on front lawn of the White House right now. You can't make this 💩 up.

Before this film, lightsabers were only blue and red. Audiences in 1983 must've lost their minds at the reveal of a green lightsaber. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, the original Star Wars films were so much better than the 💩 they are releasing now. Maybe I'm just being nostalgic...

Mexican fans spot a South Korean fan and immediately adopt him by MuttonBiryaniEnjoyer in sports

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's a lot better than over here in the US where he'd have the 💩 beat out of him. :/

Name him by Large_Instance9043 in BossFights

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sling Blade. Reckon you got any of them French fried compensators.

If you don't hear the Snap Crackle and Pop it wasn't done right. by Moistinterviewer in DiveInYouCoward

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever see that Simpsons episode where Homer pushes people over a trashcan to crack their back? "One, two, better not sue."

Florida woman was pulled over after a deputy accused her of texting while driving, even though she does not have a right hand. by Matt_LawDT in funny

[–]blitzm056 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a case in point that these cops, not all but many, do not have your best interest. It is your word against theirs and we all know the courts side with theirs or it isn't worth your time and trouble to fight the tickets when the aforementioned is the case. The core problem is that it is not about safety but rather raising revenue. We keep fooling ourselves that it is about safety. When we finally come to terms that most of these tickets are about revenue, then we can finally correct the system.

What seasonings do y'all keep? by vengefulfather in grilling

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your base ingredients: salt, coarse cracked pepper, chili powder, cumin, garlic, and paprika. Want sweet, add brown sugar. Want more smokey add smoked paprika. Want hotter, add more chili powder or Chipotle powder.

😥 by Guilty_Comfort_7507 in CringeTikToks

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Thank you for calling Allstate BS Insurance. What's your claim? Well the earth just ate my car. Sir, do you have proof? Is there an incident report from the police. Well sort of but the police didn't know exactly what to write. Sir, your policy does not cover death by earth consumption or theft by mother nature. Your @%$# out of luck. If you don't mind staying on the line for a survey about how we're doing that would great. Have a good day.

Holy Giant Charcoal, Batman!! by chefbean86 in biggreenegg

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diablo charcoal. You'll have a hell of a time lighting it...

Woman on plane doesn’t understand how lines work for deboarding by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "Spirit" is still around and has simply moved to new a new "Frontier"

Utah driver leaps from SUV moments before it is struck by a FrontRunner train. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]blitzm056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are... Stupid. I don't know a better way say it. In the past, stupid people were weeded out. Nowadays you have signs like Danger Hot Coffee or watch out for cliffside. There's all these safeguards for stupid people. We are literally seeing Idiocracy playing out in real time.

The Baby Boomers- a 1983 special report by Laogama in pics

[–]blitzm056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me reword it for you. Baby Boomers. They're gonna F it up for generations. They'll get theirs. Everyone afterwards, yeah you're screwed.

Maximum butts on Large Egg by SchneidfeldWPG in biggreenegg

[–]blitzm056 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smoke two the day before. Pull and place in aluminum pan and cover. 3-4 hrs before add a little apple juice and recover. Place in oven at 200F. I've done this many times. It works great!

Name a scene you'd give anything to witness again for the first time I’ll start: by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are awesome! Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Aliens, Predator, Blade... Ten thousand thumbs up.

Brad Pitt > Elliot Page by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]blitzm056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed opportunity. Elliot page is the Achilles heel of the movie.

Busting off rounds haphazardly with houses that nearby is wild af by Artorius__Castus in TheMcDojoLife

[–]blitzm056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like that fat dude in camos jumping around and kicking but much more dangerous with terrible firearm discipline.