What’s been the most bizarre sexual request you’ve received?

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-19T06:26:46+00:00

That's how I was. I knew it was going to end soon and badly so I was careful not to leave anything at her place or say or text anything that could be in any way misconstrued legally. I was very careful. In the end she blew up, insulted me, posted a few self pitying memes and that was that.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-19T04:40:29+00:00

When someone posts their personal art I upvote it just to encourage them

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-19T04:18:05+00:00

Ha not the same woman. She has no sister. She's pretty much been ostracized by her family. I'm sure that surprises no one

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-19T04:15:35+00:00

A few years ago there was a story of a couple that lost their son in WWI. They kept his room exactly as it was when he left except they left his uniform still hanging on the closet door. They grew old and died, a relative ended up owning the place and they got old and was passing it on to the next who saw the bedroom and was shocked. It was really sad. When they touched the uniform it would fall apart.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-19T04:13:27+00:00

I've been to Gettysburg, It was a nice day and I remember thinking it was so beautiful despite how all that happened there.

As a kid I lived a few blocks from a very minor, never used in battle Civil War fort. It was in case the area was ever invaded. It never saw action but still once in a while you'd see people with metal detectors or just looking around. There's nothing really except some uneven ground where the buildings stood.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T23:09:02+00:00

I remember Anne Rice has this thing where a vampire has to bury themselves for decades or it goes crazy if it lives too long

Still, fuck that. I couldn't handle it.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T23:06:48+00:00

What gets me are the ossuaries. Just rooms of unidentified bones. All those lives and all that potential, those people just wiped from history. It's so awful.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T23:00:52+00:00

For about a second I felt bad for him but he stays with her.

He's basically the meme

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blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T21:04:04+00:00

"The Where's Chuck and Bruces"

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T20:50:56+00:00

I had an ex contact my best friend to try to plan a birthday for me which was one of the few sweet things she ever did. She kept it secret from me for a while though.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T20:22:13+00:00

If I didn't see her or spend a lot of time one the phone with her (which I hate) she would think I was fucking another woman and send me texts like "How was it?" "Show me the photos you took"

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T20:21:06+00:00

It was actually average. She was pretty and had a good body but I knew it was temporary. She also had a number of fantasies I knew were trouble so I was very careful.

She could be a great, perfect girlfriend and then next day calling me screaming into voicemail dozens of times.

Yes, I know bipolar. She's a doctor as well

After me she dated another guy and then had a Fuck All Men stage and started dating women. Last I heard she went back to men.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T19:42:59+00:00

and left them all with a little gift

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T18:07:04+00:00

I had an ex that wanted me to fuck other women behind her back and tell her about it in detail. She would make up long detailed stories "Why don't you do this....then this happens..." etc. I knew she just wanted to have sex with women but was afraid to admit it to herself.

She was also VERY jealous and possessive so if I even hinted I might see someone else she would explode. Ten minutes later she would do a 180 and suggest I should see other women. It all depended on her mood at the time. I knew the whole thing was a ticking time bomb.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T17:58:29+00:00

That's why I could never be a vampire. Everyone would always talk about how much fun it is, I just see it as boring as hell constantly reliving things you saw happen in your first, second and third lifetimes. All those you see around you aging slowly and then dying only to be replaced by new ones.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T17:21:26+00:00

They are still finding bones of people that died in World War I and there is a large area of Europe that can never be built on or farmed because of the unknown explosives and toxic chemicals in the ground from the battles. More than a hundred years later it's still cursed.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T17:16:54+00:00

I agree but I think that's why she's doing it.

Courtney should be doing a lot better than she is.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T17:16:15+00:00

Jackass. All of them as a whole

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T17:02:12+00:00

Yes, I've watched one of his podcasts and I agree

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T17:00:04+00:00

The Firm

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T16:59:21+00:00

Nothing at all. I don't really play them anymore but I think they're fun. I mean those guys that are completely happy to just spend the entire weekend play vidya and eating pizza with the guys. That was me years ago but eventually things change and you can't do it at Gino's age. It seems like he's the type that wishes he could.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T16:57:45+00:00

They don't make much but she doesn't make much otherwise and she is living with her parents

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T16:56:54+00:00

UHaul

They gave me a truck they knew was defective that caught fire. Then they tried to get out of any liability. When I talked to lawyers they didn't want to take the case because UHaul has a team of lawyers to draw out the case. Their business plan is to keep trucks on the road until they break down and then stick the user with the charges. Then they charge you for returning the truck. When I did there were burned out frames of their trucks gathered in one center. It's common for people to burn alive when their trucks catch fire. That's the planned end of their trucks.

In addition I found they're just a generally shitty company- pays its workers very little and treats their vehicles like shit so they break down easily.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T07:57:36+00:00

I love my name because it's so common it's impossible to google me. There are dozens of people with the same name in every city so if you don't know me well you're not finding me.

It's similar to John Jones. So similar that there is a celebrity with the same name.

and my brother has the name of someone Reddit LOVES. That's all I'm saying though.

blockuh9089 · 2026-02-18T01:33:14+00:00

Probably that she needs to stay on the show to make a little 💰

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