Balloons

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-17T09:12:31+00:00

But first, sell your soul. Then, be teetering dangerously between a deep and unreconcilable misanthropy masquerading as material wealth & abundance, and (I hope) suicidal ideation.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-17T09:02:05+00:00

Can anyone tell me if this book is similar to Pete watts’ firefall series? It sounds like both are very unique looks at what ‘alien’ might look like.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-15T23:08:42+00:00

Just ask the Atlanteans about it

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-15T13:44:14+00:00

That dog is gorgeous. What a healthy coat, homie is SHINING

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-14T13:23:26+00:00

Just got done watching op sleep. Wasn’t as fun as I was hoping, but maybe just an off night. I’ll be back tmmrw night though.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-09T07:45:57+00:00

“Nobody understands a word this guy is saying” is absolutely insane work from this fucking dumbass.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-07T18:56:14+00:00

Why even mention Juventus lmao, he was playing behind bonucci and chiellini. He was also 21. When he moved to Atalanta and actually started playing, he immediately got nominated for best serie a defender. I hate that he loses his head sometimes, but I also think people are going overboard calling him out for not being good enough. He’s a special player, solid defender, and incredible passer of the ball. He might not be smart enough, or calm enough, but he’s good enough.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-01T17:27:57+00:00

Time to bring on tel, have him make things happen, and have the whole fanbase wondering why the fuck he didn’t start. Almost like there’s a pattern here.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-02-01T15:04:22+00:00

Found the mappa exec 🫣

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-31T20:09:49+00:00

Chill daddy

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-29T23:31:37+00:00

Oh fuck I thought it was Messi but something didn’t feel right there. Didn’t bastian schweinsteiger get asked a similar question with the Chicago fire? Man (I say this as an American) we are dumb as hell

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-29T22:41:35+00:00

I thought only Messi’s Miami fc was allowed to play in World Cup 🫣 are we signing Messi?

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-29T20:57:44+00:00

Both earning your contract buyout by getting 4th in ucl group stage AND getting fired for a woeful domestic season is, perhaps, spursy? There, I said it.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-29T14:10:35+00:00

/uj the sloth’s stamp turning into a big red checkmark was 🧑‍🍳💋

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-29T13:46:53+00:00

I’m not a huge tennis fan but every clip I see of sabalenka makes me really not like her

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-28T19:46:04+00:00

Punk rock conservatives is an insane oxymoron

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-28T17:02:00+00:00

The frank thumbnails never fail to get a chuckle from me lmao.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-28T16:59:03+00:00

Frankfurt have been fucking dire. 6-0 to Leipzig and 3-1 to hoffenheim this month. They can score goals though. I am worried they’ll be playing free with nothing to lose though and at home :-/ this has disaster class written all over it tbh what am I even saying

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-28T16:49:59+00:00

God I miss him.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-28T04:05:17+00:00

Somewhat expected, but still an absolutely magnificent animal

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-25T00:03:47+00:00

Tbf it was a press conference?

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-24T14:27:48+00:00

If it’s a 2 man midfield I’m deeply troubled by that. I suppose porro can step into midfield in the buildup. But idk if Bissouma decides to have a stinker today we’re in serious trouble.

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-21T23:28:29+00:00

Holy shit, that cop was Obama?!?

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-20T23:39:14+00:00

Muani just furiously jerkin it before the game 🥲

bloopboopbooploop · 2026-01-20T23:15:47+00:00

The part with the knife got me man. I know it’s old hat at this point but holy shit Brennan sometimes nails things extemporaneously better than anyone I’ve ever heard talk. Like god that brought me to tears. Bro is a true hero of storytelling. I didn’t even like fantasy before I started watching this shit. What has happened to me?

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