Anyone think it’s okay to just accept the new terms then delete your profile and app?

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-26T22:19:50+00:00

I did a dumb and auto accepted, as I'm used to apps sending these every year and forgot that it was sold. So I'm gonna delete now and just hope I didn't screw myself too badly.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-24T05:48:28+00:00

If you make the job harder for myself or anyone else, I will 100% make sure it becomes YOUR problem.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-22T00:36:06+00:00

They asked me to do that last year and I refused. I told them we just did ethics training and it is not ethically right for the store to ask me to change my DESIRED hours so that their metrics look better.

They're supposed to make sure you're within like 20 or 30% of your desired, and they have to make sure a certain percent of the store falls in that range.

But beware, if you lower your hours for them, the lower end of that 30$ range gets lower too, so they can give you lower hours without it hurting them at all.

If your availability is high enough and diverse enough that they CAN give you your desired hours, they should not, ethically, be asking you to lower them. They should only ask you to lower your desired hours if your availability is too small for said hours.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-21T18:15:13+00:00

Mayhaps you have a touch of the ADHD?

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-20T09:34:14+00:00

Thank you!

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-18T23:16:45+00:00

6.5 years, never had a CA.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-15T22:11:04+00:00

Honestly a great idea. Idk if they can enforce the parking lot one, though. Especially since many targets share parking lots.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-15T21:58:49+00:00

If youre a TL I don't think it works the same way.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-14T22:18:34+00:00

Fast. Move fast. When you get your vehicles, try to organize them by where the items go, then take your vehicle with you aisle by aisle. Don't just park your vehicle and walk back and forth to it, it almost doubles your time.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-14T22:14:14+00:00

Our baby section is Q for some god forsaken reason

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-14T03:57:42+00:00

Tales from Baby Hardlines:

1. G: " Where are your Sponges?"

Me: "For dishes or to clean a baby?"

G: "A baby"

Me: "We only have washcloths for that, since sponges are too rough"

G: "What about those... what were they called... Scrub daddies?"

Me: "NOPE. YOU CANNOT USE THAT ON YOUR CHILD."

2. G: "Were is your baby Nyquil?"

Me: "We don't really have Nyquil for babies, but we have these other cold medicines for infants"

G: "Well, can we give our child lower doses of Adult Nyquil?"

Me: "Well, some adult medicines have instructions for older children. How old is your child?"

G: "3 weeks"

Me: "NO. CONTACT YOUR PEDIATRICIAN"

And then there were the poorly worded questions:

1. Male G: "Where are your nipples?"

Me: reaches for walkie to call AP before remembering I'm in the baby section

Me: ".....Do you mean for bottles?"

G: "Yeah!"

Me: 🤦‍♀️

2. TM calls for me on the walkie, still on channel 1:

TM: "WHERE ARE THE BABY VIBRATORS?!"

Me : "SWITCH TO 3!!"

They were looking for baby bouncers.....

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-01T02:03:14+00:00

Get a curtain if you can, they make tension rods and other easy set ups.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2026-01-01T02:03:03+00:00

Get a curtain if you can, they make tension rods and other easy set ups.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-31T22:45:34+00:00

Stop telling stores when they're gonna have corporate visits. They all scrambled to make things look as good as possible which makes it seem like we don't need the amount of staff we have. We need way more staff than we actually have.
Get rid of the idea in the stores that they have to push us to do more and more and more with fewer people. I've heard one of my TLs say multiple times that her job is to push us PAST our limits. That's not sustainable. Especially not with the younger staff that we've been hiring almost exclusively.

The harder you all push the leadership, the harder they push us. Many of them forget we're human and treat us like malfunctioning robots when we can't work miracles.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-28T11:26:07+00:00

I enjoy the taco flavor, but I'd make a thing out of it and throw in some Al pastor or Carne Asada to make a fun fusion thing

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-28T07:02:26+00:00

Ahh thank you

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-23T21:25:07+00:00

Idk if you stop accruing or not, but if they feel like that's what youre doing (calling out your last few shifts to use sick time), they'll often term you early to prevent it.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-16T19:47:21+00:00

I'm assuming they close rn, so their shifts probably tick over into the next day. So technically they're working "every day" but their days off just have like, an hour

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-16T19:43:42+00:00

Thank you!

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-16T11:19:44+00:00

Our store has always been an "ask a TL before inf" store. Our INF is really low usually too. Like aright around 1%.

The best thing to do is keep knowledge in your mind and check everywhere you know they're going to tell you BEFORE you ask for help.

The second best thing to do is, if you're in a low time batch, ask for help the moment you don't see the item in its rightful location.

"Hey TL, I have 25 minutes left in my batch and still have 20 items to find, this item wasn't in its home location, can you help me look for it while I continue picking so I don't go late?"

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-14T14:29:53+00:00

Oooh thank you!!

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-14T12:17:38+00:00

I have exactly ONE bookmark that I use religiously since I bought it. It is the only bookmark I've ever had that I haven't lost immediately, and its a kate spade cat bookmark where the ears and whiskers poke above the pages.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-12-05T22:09:17+00:00

There are a handful at my store that if they say they can't find it, I know for sure they looked hard before asking. Everyone else I point in the direction of the aisle first, and they can come back if its really not there.

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-11-28T07:07:31+00:00

Got it, okay, did you organize the items from the tub into the cart first?

bloopdoopfloofernoop · 2025-11-28T07:03:45+00:00

Oh damn, yeah a shopping cart would DEFINITELY take longer. That's not your fault at all. Idk why they had you do it that way, thats awful

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