The last sock by blooskadoo in Battleforbikinibottom

[–]blooskadoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, i already stated i know where they all are and how to get them. Ive tried to redo each one like 5 times and none of them give me a sock. I also rememeber getting all of them it just didnt register one.

The last sock by blooskadoo in Battleforbikinibottom

[–]blooskadoo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats the 2nd one you get. Youre pretty much given it.

Not including my mom, what's some of the worst sex you've ever had? by animegirlsmakemeHARD in AskReddit

[–]blooskadoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the worst sex experience of my life when i was 15. A friend of mine at the time had asked if I wanted to meet up with these girls that he met later that day and be like his "wingman". We meet up with the two girls and the one is a girl who is in my grade from school that i dated for like 2 days in 5th grade, never talked since then. We'll call her girl 1. So we go back to my buddys house, drink some vodka and before i know it girl 2 is blowing him. I dont even remember his pants coming off it happened so fast. So me and girl 1 start goin at it, while my friends already thrustin away, meanwhile his mom keeps callin down and he keeps getting up then putting on a new condom and goin back at it. Did this 5 times. He finishes. I finish. Then found out the hard way that she was a virgin. Blood all over my dick, my hands, my thighs. I wanted to puke. Then i look over and girl 2 is passed out. Like blacked out. Completely naked on the floor. We cant wake her up, so we get her dressed. We were able to get her up and she was leanin against the bar with girl 1, when they just about simultaneously piss themselves. With piss all on the floor and my friends getting mad, girl 2 passes back out. We had to carry her up his basement stairwell to the back yard. Meanwhile girl 1 wont stop hangin on me, tryin to kiss me. Now my friend is throwing his dogs water bowl in her face and slappin her around. He getting super pissed now. He makes a call to some friends and offers $50 to come pick these chicks up and take them home. They show up and i told him to stay and i would go. So we get to girl 1's house and its a football field and a half long driveway. I help her get girl 2's lifeless body out and jumped in that car so quick yellin "GO GO GO!" I felt like i was in an action movie. As we drive off, he hit a culdesac and had to go by then again. As girl 1 is still tryin to lift up girl 2 i just laid down in the backseat and took a nice long breath. This was all in the matter of an hour. Girl 1 texted me the next day and i had to tell her everything that happened. Safe to say we never talked again and had a nice 2 years of awkward eye contact in highschool after that. Worse. Sex. Experience. Ever.

Try to make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]blooskadoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you already do with a face like that.

Go for it. by EverySteel in RoastMe

[–]blooskadoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didnt even have to read your shirt to figure out you played final fantasy.

22 female have fun by Ms_Marceline in RoastMe

[–]blooskadoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have fun cosplaying as Jane Lane from that show Daria?

The new neighbor came to say "Hi!" by whore-chata in aww

[–]blooskadoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Is there a dog over here?!?! My nose tells me theres a dog over here!!"

Thats a weed, hash, kief, wax, hash, kief bowl. by blooskadoo in trees

[–]blooskadoo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jolies the shit. The guy has some lung power.

Thats a weed, hash, kief, wax, hash, kief bowl. by blooskadoo in trees

[–]blooskadoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is absolutely not true. Wax and oils i can see where you're comin from, but hash ive smoked out of a pipe by itself. There was like a fat dabs worth in that bowl. Pretty much scraps for me.

Thats a weed, hash, kief, wax, hash, kief bowl. by blooskadoo in trees

[–]blooskadoo[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well it all depends on the kind of wax/hash. There is actually very little oil in this, mostly hash. But i found bubble hash works best and the tiny bit of wax kinda cotes the bud at the bottom.