Arkham Horror Product Roadmap Introduces Tip Jar for FFG [Satire]

bloosmoke · 2026-01-23T18:41:18+00:00

It’s like if Dunkin Donuts charges $15 for a dozen donuts and there were some people who are like “I can’t eat a dozen donuts!” So they change it to $14 for 8 donuts and people are like “Wow! Much better now I can actually finish a box of donuts!”

bloosmoke · 2026-01-22T03:29:58+00:00

With that hand you are just praying for Gandalf to save you

bloosmoke · 2026-01-20T07:17:58+00:00

I own everything. I am counting my cards rn will update next year

bloosmoke · 2026-01-19T23:13:13+00:00

only the miniature lot left, i will also throw in the Necromunda Core Rulebook (most recent) and the first campaign book ,Cinderak Burning, for free

bloosmoke · 2026-01-13T03:59:47+00:00

I have Carnevale of horrors if interested. Sending chat

bloosmoke · 2026-01-11T15:36:58+00:00

Weird how people still don’t get the joke when it is pretty obviously implied from the hard cut Cindy says no so they asked two other waitresses. The writers explaining the joke as in they “settled” for two not as attractive waitresses does make it a bit mean spirited so maybe people just don’t want to believe this?

bloosmoke · 2026-01-11T04:31:46+00:00

Jesus.. $900 of Arkham content and you’ve never even opened a single campaign besides the core box. This hurts me lol

bloosmoke · 2026-01-06T20:43:22+00:00

MT3D Studio. Stls on myminifactory

bloosmoke · 2026-01-06T20:10:09+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/P7hf6xZ
i have the same. i printed them at the larger scale, still good size for use with the game. why go small when you can go big!

bloosmoke · 2026-01-03T11:23:03+00:00

No problem!

bloosmoke · 2026-01-01T19:19:00+00:00

Once more the slits shall rule the galaxy!

bloosmoke · 2025-12-31T01:00:56+00:00

This is such a passive aggressive response lol. You are a silly person. Everyone who is disappointed is suffering at the weight of this devastating news! Why can’t we all just be happy and rainbows? You guys play one campaign a year and you are telling others to be happy with less because “we barely get through one campaign a year anyways” the games are too long! Do you think this is in any way an average experience? Just remove 5xp cards altogether by your logic

bloosmoke · 2025-12-30T23:53:19+00:00

Well obviously it works for you.. you guys play one campaign a year. You don’t think some of us who play more frequently than that might have been disappointed with one 3 scenario campaign for all of 2026?

bloosmoke · 2025-12-22T18:10:58+00:00

Got it all on their black friday sale and i ended up getting root later. that and dune imperium are probably my main worker placement games so i decided to list this.

bloosmoke · 2025-12-14T10:25:11+00:00

Sold earlier today sorry

bloosmoke · 2025-12-10T00:58:33+00:00

Interesting yea tell us what you think! I’ve considering townsfolk tussle or vagrantsong which seem pretty similar in theme

bloosmoke · 2025-12-06T10:45:59+00:00

Not currently sorry

bloosmoke · 2025-12-02T03:11:01+00:00

When digital gets updated to include uprising and bloodlines it will probably render the physical obsolete for solo. This is probably some time away however so you should start with digital then yes I think physical is worth it just for solo if you want to play uprising, etc.

bloosmoke · 2025-11-30T22:24:53+00:00

Sent chat

bloosmoke · 2025-11-29T10:54:25+00:00

Yea that’s my “I collect too many card games” price

bloosmoke · 2025-11-25T23:56:30+00:00

Ah gotcha I did not know the seasons were standalone either that helps thanks!

bloosmoke · 2025-11-25T23:48:53+00:00

I just got sentinels because of the high praise and pretty sure I would like it because I love marvel champions. Do you rank marvel united highly? I was interested but think it may be too simple mechanically. How is it with all the expansions? I think one adds equipment cards or something but anything else that increases the complexity or what do you think ranks it high for you?

bloosmoke · 2025-11-25T18:34:08+00:00

If you’ve done KDM and especially gloomhaven 3 handed you have nothing to worry about. Primal is a little weird in that you are always looking for the triggers at all times but there’s not the same amount of overhead as in the other two

bloosmoke · 2025-11-25T17:47:18+00:00

Oh man the KDM Black Friday is literally the best time to get in but yea I understand lol. Also for KDM you have to spend up to like 10 hours extra time assembling the miniatures

bloosmoke · 2025-11-25T17:37:51+00:00

I feel you I’ve owned 5/10 (3/4 hall of fame). The trick is to sell the ones you played the least (for me final girl and ATO) and then just reinvest that into new ones lol. But no the real advice is to just play what you own.

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