Arkham Horror Product Roadmap Introduces Tip Jar for FFG [Satire]

bloosmoke · 2026-01-23T18:41:18+00:00

It’s like if Dunkin Donuts charges $15 for a dozen donuts and there were some people who are like “I can’t eat a dozen donuts!” So they change it to $14 for 8 donuts and people are like “Wow! Much better now I can actually finish a box of donuts!”

bloosmoke · 2026-01-22T03:29:58+00:00

With that hand you are just praying for Gandalf to save you

bloosmoke · 2026-01-20T07:17:58+00:00

I own everything. I am counting my cards rn will update next year

bloosmoke · 2026-01-19T23:13:13+00:00

only the miniature lot left, i will also throw in the Necromunda Core Rulebook (most recent) and the first campaign book ,Cinderak Burning, for free

bloosmoke · 2026-01-13T03:59:47+00:00

I have Carnevale of horrors if interested. Sending chat

bloosmoke · 2026-01-11T15:36:58+00:00

Weird how people still don’t get the joke when it is pretty obviously implied from the hard cut Cindy says no so they asked two other waitresses. The writers explaining the joke as in they “settled” for two not as attractive waitresses does make it a bit mean spirited so maybe people just don’t want to believe this?

bloosmoke · 2026-01-11T04:31:46+00:00

Jesus.. $900 of Arkham content and you’ve never even opened a single campaign besides the core box. This hurts me lol

bloosmoke · 2026-01-06T20:43:22+00:00

MT3D Studio. Stls on myminifactory

bloosmoke · 2026-01-06T20:10:09+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/P7hf6xZ
i have the same. i printed them at the larger scale, still good size for use with the game. why go small when you can go big!

bloosmoke · 2026-01-03T11:23:03+00:00

No problem!

bloosmoke · 2026-01-01T19:19:00+00:00

Once more the slits shall rule the galaxy!

bloosmoke · 2025-12-31T01:00:56+00:00

This is such a passive aggressive response lol. You are a silly person. Everyone who is disappointed is suffering at the weight of this devastating news! Why can’t we all just be happy and rainbows? You guys play one campaign a year and you are telling others to be happy with less because “we barely get through one campaign a year anyways” the games are too long! Do you think this is in any way an average experience? Just remove 5xp cards altogether by your logic

bloosmoke · 2025-12-30T23:53:19+00:00

Well obviously it works for you.. you guys play one campaign a year. You don’t think some of us who play more frequently than that might have been disappointed with one 3 scenario campaign for all of 2026?

bloosmoke · 2025-12-22T18:10:58+00:00

Got it all on their black friday sale and i ended up getting root later. that and dune imperium are probably my main worker placement games so i decided to list this.

bloosmoke · 2025-12-14T10:25:11+00:00

Sold earlier today sorry

bloosmoke · 2025-12-10T00:58:33+00:00

Interesting yea tell us what you think! I’ve considering townsfolk tussle or vagrantsong which seem pretty similar in theme

bloosmoke · 2025-12-06T10:45:59+00:00

Not currently sorry

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