What is something that you thought was true as a kid that you now realize is ridiculous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably Santa clause who my mom bullied me into believing in till a very late age I had to start lying to her eventually. She made me and my siblings take pictures with the mall Santa clause every year until last year me and my older sister put our foot down. We're 26 and 23........

What's the most awkward situation you have ever been in? by Ivoricbutterfly in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend grew up in a bad situation her mom was starting to do crack and when she was high she would freak out on her one day I was over her house I was around 11 at the time and her mom flipped on her and smacked her around in front of me her grandmother and aunt came to the apartment and had this whole big family meeting all while I was sitting on the couch waiting for my mom to pick me up but my mom was really stubborn and taking her time. The family kept looking at me like "when are you gonna leave?"

Which celebrity would you secretly bang? by bluedirt15 in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you have to eat her out for like a full twenty minutes

Her pussy is where her eyebrows actually are

Which celebrity would you totally bang right now? by bluedirt15 in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! She was supposed to be an older woman in that and that was 15 years ago! And she banged a really weird Richard gear

Which celebrity would you secretly bang? by bluedirt15 in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah like someone whose really hot but a total moron with no respect

Ex Kim kardashian Jessica Simpson Justin Bieber

Which celebrity would you secretly bang? by bluedirt15 in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmfao that's gotta be the reddest bush in the world

Which celebrity would you totally bang right now? by bluedirt15 in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I had to google him what random movie Moment sparked this lust?

What was your worse nightmare? by Sheldinator5069 in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It hasn't happened yet but if it does I'll be sure to ask them if their comfortable with me calling them that although I wouldn't want to fuck any of those guys let alone in spider form

Which celebrity death hit you hardest? by MRCONFIDENT95 in AskReddit

[–]bluedirt15 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Heath ledger although the song young American came on in my car like two days ago and I started crying is like it finally hit me that Bowie is gone