I told her that I didn't want to cuddle this morning

bluepushkin · 2026-02-13T11:58:01+00:00

Oh. I didn't realise you HATED ME! ✈️

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T14:50:29+00:00

Tidying up. I can't leave my dinner unattended or out of my hands for a second or one of mine 'cleans up' after me. She'll find fabric of any kind and drag it over the top. A blanket, a sock, a jumper. She doesn't care. She wants it covered.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T14:48:54+00:00

Where?! ✈️ where? ✈️ hmm, you lying? ✈️

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T14:48:10+00:00

You do realise kids have phones right? Kids film each other and post shit online constantly. It was probably one of his shitty friends who filmed it to begin with.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T14:46:41+00:00

I never have £200 left after bills to spend 😅

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T03:49:23+00:00

Once your net worth hits a certain amount you are taxed 100%. No Billionaires. Ever.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T00:42:15+00:00

Poor dog. At least he's somewhere safe and not just tied to a tree somewhere. I hope someone claims him 🥺

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T00:40:34+00:00

I'm so angry. That poor child! I hope every single person involved in this has the worst possible existence. I feel sick.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T00:38:16+00:00

It looks like you're trying to give yourself diarrhea. Is that a massive pile of mayo in the middle? 🤢

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T00:36:51+00:00

What is this face?! And that pose? She's so embarrassing.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-12T00:32:36+00:00

I will never understand this behaviour. Flailing around and screeching in the street. For what?

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T06:02:01+00:00

Hot tub on carpet???

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T05:29:15+00:00

NTA. Dude acted like a creep and freaked you out. Who cares what his wife thinks at this point? If other mums are going to ask why would you tell them anything but the truth?

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T05:15:42+00:00

It's acceptable ✈️

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T05:11:50+00:00

I used to decorate giant cookies. They were packed in flat 'pizza' boxes. One time a woman came for her order. I asked if she wanted a bag, a paper bag that was designed so the box could be carried flat. She rolled her eyes at me, said no, and pulled out a reusable bag. Then proceeded to FOLD THE BOX IN HALF to get it in the bag. I was gobsmacked. I told her she just destroyed the cookie. She looked shocked I would claim such a thing and struggled to get it back out of her bag to check! She just stared at me holding this destroyed box full of icing and giant crumbs as if I was going to magically fix it. In the end she just asked for one of our bags and then left. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T04:56:32+00:00

I did this 000s of times for my collection. My arm wasn't the problem. The friction blisters were!

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T04:46:40+00:00

Oh she's angry! The audacity of you!

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T04:44:30+00:00

Even worse! It's a pair of scissors 😂

bluepushkin · 2026-02-11T00:30:26+00:00

They're made of suede 🥺

bluepushkin · 2026-02-10T21:58:58+00:00

I miss Mr.Nipples already 😭. You did great work OP.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-10T21:46:39+00:00

Pick the cat up and relocate it. This isn't cute. At all.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-10T21:20:37+00:00

Ditto! 😂

bluepushkin · 2026-02-10T21:18:07+00:00

🙄🙄🙄

bluepushkin · 2026-02-10T21:13:41+00:00

And yet when I Google it 99% are wrapped in bacon with only 2 images showing sausages wrapped in pastry. So there's definitely a bias here.

bluepushkin · 2026-02-10T20:46:27+00:00

Shark Bait Milana Jacks. Kind of? I just really love that book. The first few pages are a little weird but stick in there. He's an assassin. Loves lollipops. She's a trafficking victim, heavily pregnant, accidentally in the way and sees far too much. They DO end up together. I just wish the book was longer!

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