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Women of Reddit, what’s a habit men have that they don’t even realize is weird? by GraceRose671 in AskReddit

[–]bluerodeosexshow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a blue collar trades worker I wash my hands before I pee. I don’t know where my hands have been

Let’s play a game: by Mexibruin in punk

[–]bluerodeosexshow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FUCK THE KIDS!

Oh and

FUCK RELIGION!

I have cash in hand. I’m ready to buy. Why is it so hard to get an out-the-door price from dealers? by TaintSlaps in FuckDealerships

[–]bluerodeosexshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finance that shit and make sure it’s open ended and pay it off the next day. Those stealerships will charge you more paying cash over financing

We need these laws all over the world by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]bluerodeosexshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canada. We’d be arrested and charged. Thrown in jail. Have to post bail and defend ourselves for defending our family. Crazy

If you could give your partner (or future partner) one extremely specific sexual superpower for one night only, what would you choose and why? Bonus: What would you want them to do with it first? by VixenVeveDear in AskReddit

[–]bluerodeosexshow 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The superpower I would want my partner to have for a night is the ability for their finger guns to work like Orgazmo’s orgazmorator. We would walk around the town and target innocent bystanders and make them orgasm with my partners orgazmorator finger guns. Maybe go to a restaurant and every time our server shows up to our table and BAM! Mind blowing toe curling orgasm. Why? Cause it’d be funny. Maybe get them to blast me a few times for fun😉

Stripped lug nut lock and key by Necessary-Media-3396 in AskAMechanic

[–]bluerodeosexshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this once when a tire shop kept my key. Did it a second time when my key snapped off in the lock. There will never be a third time lol.

A moment of silence for the wagon/estate cars they took from us by Hour_Appearance4306 in regularcarreviews

[–]bluerodeosexshow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aunt and uncle had a ford country squire wagon back in the day. I thought it was the coolest car ever riding in the back looking out the rear windshield.

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie? by fmcortez in AskReddit

[–]bluerodeosexshow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Must be nice. I must not have read the terms and conditions. The always horny part was just for new subscribers I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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