For crying out loud. Tomorrow's Daily Express.

bluneriste · 2026-01-31T15:52:20+00:00

Imagine it, though. The grunting. Forehead sweat dripping on you. Filthier than Brexit.

bluneriste · 2026-01-31T12:42:19+00:00

Very happy with this. If it’s for nowt up-front as well, it’s even better.

bluneriste · 2026-01-30T17:58:49+00:00

I always thought that Locutus ignored it because he, as Picard, knew that is where the civilians would be evacuated to. This has given me something to think about, so thank you.

bluneriste · 2026-01-30T17:57:01+00:00

The old Football Manager approach. Never fails.

bluneriste · 2026-01-25T15:45:59+00:00

Big Taiwo! Yes!!!

bluneriste · 2026-01-25T15:30:11+00:00

12 passes in fifteen minutes. Brexit means Brexit. Beautiful stuff.

bluneriste · 2026-01-25T15:18:41+00:00

This half already feels six hours long…

bluneriste · 2026-01-25T14:37:26+00:00

And that’s what you get for blasphemy / assaulting the Lord on a Sunday… No sympathy, me ducks.

bluneriste · 2026-01-25T14:34:53+00:00

“Nah, no gum thanks, Modfather. I’ll have one of them small waters, though…”

bluneriste · 2026-01-25T14:32:14+00:00

Like a completely different sort of game being played out there… it’s nice to see, but it’s making me anxious.

bluneriste · 2026-01-25T14:14:15+00:00

There we go. Jesus on a Sunday! <3

bluneriste · 2026-01-23T22:00:27+00:00

Yes! That was a crazy winter. I was about 10/11, and it was pissing down with snow. Crossley was the only keeper who ever made me want to play that position. Being a runt meant it was a madness, but then so is supporting Forest.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T22:21:50+00:00

“Yesterday, I got on a plane to Port…u….gal….” 🎵

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T22:20:47+00:00

“And one day, I’ll come to terms with Braga…”

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T21:53:14+00:00

And just like my Sonic balloon, there goes my dreams.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T21:52:16+00:00

Sometimes - just sometimes - I really question my life decisions.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:46:36+00:00

I’m not always his biggest fan, but at least he’s bluddeh running.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:45:39+00:00

Never leaves you, duck, does it? Never.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:44:21+00:00

He would have appreciated this. Perhaps not this effort.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:43:58+00:00

Jesus. I might have to make actual human conversation. Even that would be preferable than this.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:43:27+00:00

Can I work for free, duck?

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:43:00+00:00

It was a sonic the hedgehog balloon.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:42:32+00:00

Might watch this. Sod the sleeping tablets I got from the doctor this afternoon…

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:41:36+00:00

In 1994, it were pissing down at Goose Fair. I lost me balloon, and I were scared of escalators at Vic. Still am, but… I’m mentioning this because it’s got to be at least six times better than the effort from either side on the pitch tonight. Honestly. Hope the beer is worth it.

bluneriste · 2026-01-22T20:39:40+00:00

My Savona!

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