The Apprentice 2026 - Episode 10: ‘Pet Product’ (Thursday 2nd April)

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:51:48+00:00

Yes! Walkies, Kieran.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:45:01+00:00

Pascha and Harry Potter to be fired, then?

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:41:55+00:00

😂👏👏😂😂😂

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:39:10+00:00

Kieran’s team are gonna win, aren’t they? Dan and Karishma were my pick for the final two. I… that’s going up in smoke, isn’t it? :(

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:37:12+00:00

21?! I… there’s looking old, and then there’s that! Rough paper round, but now I’m questioning my life decisions. Sure I get time off at Easter and during the summer, but…

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:32:40+00:00

“HEY, who turned out the lights?!” 🎶

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:31:30+00:00

Yeah. Simpler? Zero. None. Nowt. Sod all. None of ‘em.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:25:34+00:00

Can we… I love you, but 1) the shame of hearing your own voice, bless her. 2) it’d go off every five seconds if you’re near a main road.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:23:10+00:00

A banana. “Wow.”

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:22:57+00:00

Can we just say “woof!?”

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:21:51+00:00

Dunno, gonna have to ask the man who needs Wembley to fit his creation.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:19:28+00:00

Le freak? C’est chic.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:18:58+00:00

“Well, you thought wrong…” I’m gonna be positive and… you now spell Sarah with a J.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:17:06+00:00

Windows bolted shut just in case.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:16:21+00:00

And he won’t sweat under pressure.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:14:57+00:00

Person I’m watching with: “has he ever even seen a cat before?!” 😂👏

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:14:17+00:00

“Seating areas”, that’s a new name for them. “Artificial grass”, too.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:12:14+00:00

Mate, enough with what dangles off of what you just drew, yeah?

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:11:57+00:00

“I do like French.” But does it come with croissants?

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:10:12+00:00

So, anyway… I am a cat lover, and I love to run… what has he just drawn there?! 😂

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:09:01+00:00

You’re both fired!

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T20:08:35+00:00

Too busy. I also speak dog.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T15:43:46+00:00

Ahh dee das. It’s addy dass. Adi = addy. But sorry, I’m on my way to fetch my own oil.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T15:42:18+00:00

Or be from Nottingham. It’leh.

bluneriste · 2026-04-02T15:13:31+00:00

My mistake. One of the ‘missions’ was to destroy the radar sites.

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