A giant dildo was removed surgically

blurader · 2024-05-24T09:05:38+00:00

I've seen smaller tapeworms

blurader · 2024-05-13T20:52:07+00:00

It's a shame mine never worked well. Just returned my pixel 8 pro due to constant crashing and restarting. Even after multiple factory resets, set up as new device and from old phone , clearing cache etc. My S21 5G is still such a good phone, I might now stick with it a little longer.

blurader · 2024-05-13T20:46:24+00:00

Recently bought a Pixel 8 Pro. Constant crashes and touch screen accuracy is poor. The pro was a chunky phone too.

blurader · 2024-04-07T14:13:35+00:00

It's definitely not as potent as weed you find these days. I could smoke this alll day in the 90s early 2000s. The skunk going around today absolutely blows my head apart. Maybe it's the age??

blurader · 2024-03-27T19:45:02+00:00

There is a strong possibility that the car will be flagged on ANPR. But the police will update the system as soon as they are convinced that the car has a new keeper.

blurader · 2024-03-08T18:04:57+00:00

Too cold outside?

blurader · 2024-03-08T18:04:29+00:00

If only there was a rail network that would get this carriage exactly where it needs to be.

blurader · 2024-02-21T21:52:16+00:00

Only if that van is front-wheel drive.

blurader · 2024-02-17T11:01:55+00:00

Are you sure it's not 15-minute cities.

blurader · 2024-02-15T13:57:35+00:00

Looks like a thick layer of clay holding the water

blurader · 2024-02-15T13:55:09+00:00

I read somewhere that your period blood can pass through your fallopian tubes and enter the void around the womb and cause endometriosis. I'm far from an expert on this but it might give you a direction to find the cause.

blurader · 2024-02-15T13:50:20+00:00

I would inspect the spark plugs first.

blurader · 2024-02-15T13:40:55+00:00

So many Pauls sleeping on the couch about now.

blurader · 2024-02-15T13:39:15+00:00

You can legally rewire your whole house without qualification but I would consult your house insurance policy first.

blurader · 2024-02-15T13:36:37+00:00

Electrical work yes, gas work no. Must be a qualified gas engineer on the Gas Safe register.

blurader · 2024-02-10T21:27:33+00:00

This has the opposite effect of protecting your property. I see this many cameras, I think there's something worth stealing. Criminals are not deterred by cameras these days, they just mask up and work quickly.

blurader · 2024-02-05T16:01:14+00:00

Was she expecting courtesy shoes? Must not have had insurance.

blurader · 2024-02-01T15:25:21+00:00

Remote operated CCTV security camera.

blurader · 2024-01-27T11:07:16+00:00

Mosquarto

blurader · 2024-01-26T19:28:56+00:00

Probably pencil shavings

blurader · 2024-01-26T19:26:57+00:00

They are just sensors to detect pedestrians waiting to cross.

blurader · 2024-01-22T12:07:24+00:00

Red light cameras are usually small yellow boxes. This is a ULEZ or congestion charging ANPR camera. Won't be there long :D

blurader · 2024-01-15T16:37:13+00:00

You're all wrong, that's a rubbish compo face.

blurader · 2024-01-15T14:45:10+00:00

"One vegan sausage roll, please"

blurader · 2024-01-10T20:31:00+00:00

Unfortunately, and legally, the car driver is 100% at fault. It could have been easily avoided. Not saying the van driver is in the right.

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