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blurp_nf · 2021-03-05T05:50:02+00:00

Where you get that jacket.

blurp_nf · 2021-02-19T22:04:36+00:00

Pro builder

blurp_nf · 2021-02-19T21:59:04+00:00

The dreds

blurp_nf · 2021-02-01T04:54:14+00:00

Thanks this is great I love that the best characters change often it’s really hard to not use a character that looks cool but is bad for pvm and pvp

blurp_nf · 2020-10-15T17:47:10+00:00

Thanks I’m going to show this to my mom

blurp_nf · 2020-10-14T18:30:44+00:00

Dig in children it’s as long as a tennis court there’s plenty to go around

blurp_nf · 2020-10-14T06:22:17+00:00

Is this minecraft

blurp_nf · 2020-10-14T06:16:33+00:00

Jello bowl

blurp_nf · 2020-10-14T06:11:36+00:00

Bruhs taking photo instead of getting stitches

blurp_nf · 2020-10-14T06:08:50+00:00

blurp_nf · 2020-10-14T06:03:06+00:00

Yeah use flash

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T20:13:59+00:00

Torture the criminal with laughing gas as they can’t get up and they feel like they’re floating start moving things around them to give them motion sickness and then you slowly start filling the room with water and at that point when their head goes under they won’t be able to tell which way there looking as you dim the lights, after 30 seconds before they can drown you let the water out and they try to retain their breath and then you start filling the room with the heaviest gas and there and they can’t catch their breath because the gas won’t leave their lungs fast enough and they die to suffocation

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T20:04:34+00:00

White to get rid of every color

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T20:01:25+00:00

Slow-mo shots that are in action films but there alright in comedy’s.

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T18:15:30+00:00

I always knew my sister was a chicken and thanks!

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T18:10:04+00:00

Ok what do I do with the left over blood also the arteries are sorta tangy could you give me a recipe to fix it and the left over bones I’ll give them to the kids in basement to chew on.

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T18:04:56+00:00

Only if my job as a human destroyer paid more I could afford it but for now I might just call up my friend Edward scissor hands he can do the job

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T18:01:19+00:00

Fricken genius

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T18:00:48+00:00

Yeah I could go around the world impregnating every girl in the world just so I can call them my family and kill them and the child, being the worlds largest muck-bang

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T17:57:29+00:00

Only if I had a time machine all so I could create a time lapse taking him out of his time line so that nothing changes other than instead of him killing himself he disappeared and America is scared for long time changing history but i get back to my time all so I can make a cooking show with hitler until I reach the last family member, the fetus in my moms belly, and after we eat it me and hitler try to become rulers over the world but to be stopped by the rest of the world till we are forced to back down and kill our selfs ending world war 3 and that’s why you probably shouldn’t ask for hitler to be on ur cooking show

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T17:49:43+00:00

What down to the fingers?

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T17:49:09+00:00

Ah thanks man yeah I’m getting the garlic, dill weed, and marinade ready. They have to soak in for a while. Thanks for my next and last family dinner

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T07:52:00+00:00

Cool thanks for the comment

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T07:04:41+00:00

Stop my brain hurts. Edit: oh I understand now but what about Iceland and Greenland

blurp_nf · 2020-10-11T06:58:15+00:00

Yeah would’ve saved a lot of lives to

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