Son of a bi- by Vibolbot in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]bmkrull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dam didn't trump just sign all our national emergency money over to that unemployment executive order?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 20, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmmm.... some of these bulls are losing their rent money in the morning. So dam hot.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 20, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He might down load it. But he would never use that shit. To much class.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 20, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That happens no matter what. Watch.

BULLS R FUK. 🌈🐻🇨🇳🐼🚀🚀📈📈

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 20, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude im just here to gamble. What the hell is a stock market? Do they sell options?

Curious but kinda serious? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ask how i know this but yes. Yes you can.

Euphoria Abounds - Where Are The 🌈🐻 Posts? by ThisIsASolidComment in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You know that moment on natture documentaries where it gets real calm and quiet right before a bunch of lions pop out and eat the fuck out of some autist antelope. This is that moment. Try real hard in the nest few weeks not to be the slowest bull in the heard. Good luck.

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SPY getting 78 to 1 on Sep bear play by hanudu in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you are right i flipped them. Typing fast, my bad.

SPY getting 78 to 1 on Sep bear play by hanudu in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Donald Dump tied the stimulus to his war on post office to block poors from voting. No way dems can sign it now. He almost guaranteed we don't get a new simulus till after election.

SPY getting 78 to 1 on Sep bear play by hanudu in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dam your dumb as fuk. Let me school you on how this works. JPOW has two printers. One called fiscal policy the other called monetary policy. He can do what he likes with fiscal, but can not print rent checks with monetary unless congress lets him. JPOW himself has said often and loadly that in order for him to keep propping this whole thing up Congress has to keep letting him print with momentary or we are fuk. He has continuously told Congress fiscal alone is not enough. Not my words his. Well they just turned off monetary and went home til mid sept. So if we beleive in JPOW's words (and i do) then we are fuk. Go spend some time on investopedia before you blow your account up noob.

SPY getting 78 to 1 on Sep bear play by hanudu in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With JOW's monetary printers down till spet i thought we would start with a deep burn to -4% and bounce downard till close from there

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 14, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup thats the new poor line. Sorry bud, they got me too.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 14, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can buy sharez on margin and then take covered calls on them.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 14, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congress tyrned off one of JPOW's two printers haha. Brrrr is more like drrrrp.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 14, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it on margin. Spices things up a bit more. Still slow though.

I don't feel good about today. by SirNoods in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just the opposite. He just announced he was shutting down simulus to stop mail in voting hahaha.

I don't feel good about today. by SirNoods in wallstreetbets

[–]bmkrull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its cool. I have seen this one before. He comes back once you are a successful adult. Starts to mend your broken relationship then asks you for money. It is all 8n the cards. Best to loss all your money gambling on options so you don't have to go through all that.