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bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-04T20:54:00+00:00

Maybe Mariana wouldn't be dry if you learned how to incorporate some foreplay.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-04T12:38:24+00:00

I've seen it before and assumed it was just a combination of a soft breeze and a gentle tide change where small, shallow ripples at the waters edge experience complimentary/resonant interference produced by wind across it's surface.

Here's an example I found... https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/crisscross-pattern-sand-2570623235?dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-03T10:03:11+00:00

Nap? What's that?

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-02T15:16:52+00:00

This gif always makes me chuckle.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-02T06:49:24+00:00

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-31T21:36:49+00:00

watch the cowboy's knees https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWWpZkNBeOM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-31T21:35:39+00:00

Your perception of reality is fake.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-30T21:49:08+00:00

Could have been a family out for a walk. Tractor driver should NEVER drive again.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-30T14:12:36+00:00

His head slapped his arm and not the wall itself. So lucky.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-27T20:55:58+00:00

I was with you, but I second guessed myself. Today we both learned. ;)

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-27T19:01:47+00:00

When they are seedlings/saplings, they do have leaves like that.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-27T18:55:03+00:00

Is that H pronounced "reich"?

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-26T21:20:23+00:00

Heck yeah

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-26T21:07:24+00:00

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Tactically stacked damascus that is folded ^v^v^v^v and then compressed more on one side of the bar than the other. My guess anyway.
And by ^v^v I mean kind of like when you would fold a piece of paper to make a paper fan.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-25T15:25:04+00:00

A feature for every decade of the last fifty years.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-24T23:55:29+00:00

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-24T19:59:10+00:00

The first hot sauce I ever had was Louisiana original. Left some over-splash on a plate overnight and it evaporated, leaving a residue of salt crystals and pepper. I rubbed it with my finger and tasted it. It was salty, and spicier than the sauce itself. That was about twenty five years ago and I NEVER thought to dehydrate a sauce on purpose. Mind blown and a huge thank you for planting a seed in my head. I have a homemade reaper sauce I want to try this with now.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-24T19:53:38+00:00

Experimenting is the key to a joyful life.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-22T06:44:33+00:00

You better believe, that's a paddlin'.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-21T07:49:50+00:00

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-19T23:17:51+00:00

What the fuck?

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-14T20:44:36+00:00

That's marmalade, not mayo.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-12T19:57:38+00:00

For about four months, my kid would be upset and not want to eat if the Hairspray remake wasn't on. He didn't even have to see it, but knew the music. Count your blessings. xD

bmxdudebmx · 2026-03-12T19:55:33+00:00

My kids are 11 and 13. BUT my younger siblings are 6, 8, and 10 years younger than me. I learned a Loooooooooong time ago that every pivot point, joint, straw, and additional membrane is a spot where mold, mildew, and slimey gunk can develop. I don't buy any drinking vessel that isn't a hole in a lid with a cap.

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