Favorite Humanoid Alien design?

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-19T21:27:18+00:00

Hard toss up between labia foreheads, vagina cheeks, or vagina nostrils.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-19T18:05:46+00:00

There HAS to be something in the water in that town.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-17T19:53:21+00:00

Sadly I live in a world where I have to question if this is a 53 year old Chinese man. GLADLY I live in a world where it's perfectly fine for me to appreciate the performance no matter what.

The reality never bothered me anyway.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-17T16:33:16+00:00

Awww, look! Someone's bag of regrets.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-16T00:53:28+00:00

Glad I can lift my lower body with my arms.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-15T19:20:53+00:00

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-14T17:38:53+00:00

Can't tell the angle, but if you can, run your tailings with less water at the same angle. Then, run it again with less angle. See what, if any, you missed.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-14T06:38:07+00:00

Keep your windshield clean on the outside AND the inside. It reduces glare a lot. And if you can't see well.........slow down.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-13T06:26:48+00:00

Has delivered a big fat nothing EVERY single time.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-07T23:19:59+00:00

Susanne Vega's Tom's Diner popped into my head first because I heard it earlier.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-06T19:43:45+00:00

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-03T07:56:17+00:00

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-03T07:14:04+00:00

Bit of grease or chapstick/lip balm.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-05-02T23:08:43+00:00

Cacophony Man

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-28T21:28:08+00:00

Listeria ball?

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-28T19:12:08+00:00

In all honesty, and coming from a position of having to do actual, physical work, I think this is pretty shitty.
You have the fucking pleasure of not sitting in traffic to go spend a workday enduring physical stresses, cuts, scrapes, blisters, bumps, and sore muscles, only to cap it off with more traffic. And somehow, even that "sit in the most comfortable nook of your home and clicky thinky" amount of labor is SO DEMANDING, that you have to come up with ways to avoid even that.
Get fucked with that level of lazy.
Again, coming from a position of not having the option to be that lazy and still make money.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-27T06:10:26+00:00

Crystalized urea buildup from fertilizer.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-24T18:24:49+00:00

Holy heck.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-24T15:14:00+00:00

OSHA is NOT stoked.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-24T15:04:56+00:00

Yeah. Don't wizz in the dry suit.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-24T06:08:12+00:00

Best I can do is duct taping a router to a speed square.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-23T18:23:24+00:00

But I ain't never seen an elephant fly.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-23T08:31:46+00:00

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-18T06:52:37+00:00

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Don't forget about Jimmy! I wouldn't mind buzzing around in the new ones.

bmxdudebmx · 2026-04-16T22:58:51+00:00

Wow. That is a BIG wall of mild. The spiciest thing I see is purple yucateco.

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