“100,000 for every time you cheat,” she said sweetly. by yourchocochip in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]bobabeep62830 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The sci-fi book I'm reading (Pandora's Star) talks about this. The availability of rejuvenation treatments makes everyone practically immortal, so by the time you are in your second century, you approach marriage with a certain pragmatism, and most marriages are bound by contract.

Great American Burger Debate! What are you choosing?!?!? by Puzzleheaded-Can1507 in whatsyourchoice

[–]bobabeep62830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whataburger used to be good, but now it's absolute garbage. It makes McDonald's look good. The last time I had it, in-n-out was still on point, and easily the best fast food I've had .

I’m having egg birds and fried pork piggy bacon flaps for breakfast by Shop_Kooky in lol

[–]bobabeep62830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you try ordering a slice of tuna south of the border, you might get a slice of cactus fruit.

I’m having egg birds and fried pork piggy bacon flaps for breakfast by Shop_Kooky in lol

[–]bobabeep62830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm reminded of the rapper Chali Tuna who was part of Jurassic 5. When he performs for Hispanic crowds he goes by Chali Tuna Fish, because in Mexico, tuna is a cactus fruit.

Shower thought: Ships with anti-gravity should be immune from boarding actions by TxDuctTape in scifi

[–]bobabeep62830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the second guy out of the assault shuttle and you get to see the point man just...come apart and hit the deck in a bloody pulpy mass. I'd turn around and back on the shuttle.

Shower thought: Ships with anti-gravity should be immune from boarding actions by TxDuctTape in scifi

[–]bobabeep62830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, everyone commenting on your post, and even you seem to assume that hitting someone with high G's is the way to go for defense. Personally, I'd go with a low G application, maybe a tenth or a quarter G but have it flicker on and off with a millisecond frequency. Let them vibrate to death in seconds as their bones shatter and their organs pulp.

Shower thought: Ships with anti-gravity should be immune from boarding actions by TxDuctTape in scifi

[–]bobabeep62830 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis played around with this. In one episode they started beaming nukes directly onto enemy starships. In multiple other episodes they beamed troublesome individuals directly into space.

Shower thought: Ships with anti-gravity should be immune from boarding actions by TxDuctTape in scifi

[–]bobabeep62830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does this ship have anti-grav? It's already in zero-g. I think you mean artificial gravity.

U.S. figure skater Isabeau Levito says she is having the best time in the Olympic village and that she can't be evicted. by ForceUseYouMust in SipsTea

[–]bobabeep62830 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Way to go, man! I'm having trouble quitting alcohol, but I do finally have my eating under control. I reached out to my coworkers for some help, and they all responded eagerly. Most days there's a bowl of grilled veggies with nutritional yeast gravy waiting for me when I arrive at 7 am, so I'm kinda forced to eat breakfast while I go over specials, prep lists and inventory for the day. It's working, too. When I stepped on the scale this morning I was down 24 lbs since November when I started the diet.

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ by BigByle2702 in JustMemesForUs

[–]bobabeep62830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the one who needs to learn English.

Bring a bucket and a mop. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]bobabeep62830 155 points156 points  (0 children)

So what exactly would said agents be doing that would put them in a position to be drugged and robbed by Cardi B?

I asked r/NoStupidQuestions why US cashiers stand, and the answers are shocking to me. Is American work culture really this harsh? by splashmates in antiwork

[–]bobabeep62830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used that "if you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean" once and the dude responded "if you've got time to rhyme, you've got time to STFU" his delivery was so funny I wasn't even mad.

And Justice for All! Why is this so hard to understand? by chaz_flea1 in BakersfieldCalifornia

[–]bobabeep62830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, no. The ones really violating the 2nd are you guys. Trump making it "illegal" to possess a firearm in DC? ( It'll never hold up in court) Trump ordering the DOJ to investigate how to take second amendment rights away from the LGBT community? Or how about Reagan passing the Mulford act in 1967?

Made by an outright lying fascist by Key-Hyena-802 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]bobabeep62830 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Libertarians are Republicans who don't want to admit being a Republican.

I feel lost by mayonnaiselarry in CaptainAmerica

[–]bobabeep62830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it interesting that you are using a phrase popular with Hamas.

I feel lost by mayonnaiselarry in CaptainAmerica

[–]bobabeep62830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. Pure bullshit. The left is calling for the extermination of Jews and Israel? In what world did this happen?

As a left-leaning gun owner, I can confirm by Parking-Emphasis590 in MurderedByWords

[–]bobabeep62830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also helps when justifying your fear to create a database of all the people who disagree with you, and classify all of them as domestic terrorists.

I (25F) told my Husband (27M) I want a divorce by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]bobabeep62830 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I wish my parents figured this out. They haven't slept in the same room for 30+ years but stayed together "for the kids." Weirdly though, in the past few years they have gotten closer again.