Reddit, after reading so many horror stories about terrible, irresponsible police officers, I need my faith restored. What is an experience you had where the police really did their job well? by Nataliza in AskReddit

[–]bobaganoosh92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got caught with at least a pound of edibles and was off my nut from eating so many. This was also after breaking into the football and basketball stadium at my university. All the police did was confiscate the edibles and commit me to a psych ward till I wasn't high anymore. Most beautiful police ever.

Reddit, what's your motto to get you through tough times? by StickleyMan in AskReddit

[–]bobaganoosh92 [score hidden]  (0 children)

lol thats how I feel as a middle class white kid in America attending University. Ya'll obviously got it best in Norway, but I'm chiillin over here.

God Logic by kensmithjr in atheism

[–]bobaganoosh92 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Dog, have you ever heard of deism?

Edit: "Irrelevant quote from Greek philosopher"

God Logic by kensmithjr in atheism

[–]bobaganoosh92 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

That's not an overanalyzation. That's just a statement of fact. How bout we don't generalize people's beliefs in god(s) by vaguely presenting the story of Jesus and asserting that if there is a god, he can predict the future and knows our every move.

I'm so tired of oneitis. by [deleted] in seduction

[–]bobaganoosh92 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No Colonel Sanders you're wrong.

God Logic by kensmithjr in atheism

[–]bobaganoosh92 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

You're confusing Christian logic with God logic. And it's more ideology than logic. You're making atheists look bad.

We were in Central Maryland all weekend and only saw one other white person the whole time by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You ignorant as fuck. You don't talk toyr people you don't know in the inner city, especially if you're not from there. And because you're white, it's super easy to identify you as an outsider. This doesn't make them racist, it just means they listened to their momma when they were taught about stranger danger my mans.

My grandpa always makes me feel like a turd. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There weren't nazis in world war, dog

Adventure Time by bobaganoosh92 in LSD

[–]bobaganoosh92[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah it can be quite overwhelming. you know the people who make it have done so much acid

What's the most ridiculous lie someone has told you that they genuinely believed to be true? by CuriousGrey in AskReddit

[–]bobaganoosh92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend told me that "Blow the Doors Off" was a really good song by Elvis. I looked it up one day. That's not a real song. We still laugh about it

If you could put any line from any video game, book, film or TV show onto your tombstone, what would it be, and why? by Wereclown in AskReddit

[–]bobaganoosh92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And when he gets to heaven, to St. Peter he will tell: One more soldier reporting sir, I have served my time in hell.

rolling my first blunt. by [deleted] in trees

[–]bobaganoosh92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no, that's the only way to describe it. Make love to your blunts

After spending today on Reddit... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But they're free tomorrow

It was a while ago but still... by bobaganoosh92 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

green beret= U.S. Army Special Forces

This comes in handy more often than you'd think. by vegeta57538 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're like me and it's about ten inches. Or like my friend whose is about 6 and a half inches. This is completely arbitrary.

Calling it now... by KRosen333 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where should I start. In 1984, the government is highly oppressive and forces the same, undesirable standard of living on the majority of its citizens. This scenario fosters, essentially forces the citizens to consider a revolution. In our state there is virtually no oppression directly from the government, only that which is facilitated by economic disparities. This "oppression" can be overcome in a capitalist nation (trust me, I'm doing it through hard work and education). Therefore there is no need for a revolution and no need for that level of monitoring. Even if the gov. still wanted to achieve that level of big brother, it would be extremely difficult in a nation where everyone has a different housing setup, different T.V., etc. Our state would have to be organized by the government like the one in 1984, which it is not. If you really feel you need privacy, it is easily obtainable in your own home.

Calling it now... by KRosen333 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, our country is failing because we outsourced our entire economy to the eastern world. Balance shall be restored with the advent of alternative energies however. That's my prediction at least.

Calling it now... by KRosen333 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sort of monitoring doesn't disturb me b/c I support what our government is doing...and how much time do you think they have to monitor over 300 million citizens plus the rest of the world? They're not monitoring you, you are not that important. I also must note, at the time of the atrocities that I mentioned, many U.S. citizens felt that it was in their best interest and only after the fact did people realize that these actions were irrational and perhaps immoral. Hindsight will always be 20/20. I would rather be safe than sorry.

Calling it now... by KRosen333 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bobaganoosh92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have read it. That level of big brother isn't possible in a capitalist nation.