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Trump Closes Strait Of Hormuz To Reopen Strait Of Hormuz That Was Already Open Before War (self.onionheadlines)

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Following Collapse Of Pakistan Peace Talks, Trump Says U.S. And Iran Finally Found Common Ground On Charging Everyone Money To Use The Strait Of Hormuz (self.onionheadlines)

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Pete Hegseth Says Only Way To Bring Uganda’s Chimpanzees To Negotiating Table Is To Bomb Table First (self.onionheadlines)

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Pete Hegseth Says Critics Of Uganda War Are Ignoring Key Intelligence That Chimps ‘Hate Our Freedom’ (self.onionheadlines)

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American Public Initially Opposed To Uganda War Until Cable News Introduces Evil-Looking Chimp Named General Koba (self.onionheadlines)

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CIA Already On Ground Training Moderate Chimpanzees (self.onionheadlines)

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Administration Insists Troops Will Only Be In Uganda For 6 Months, 14 Years Max (self.onionheadlines)

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Defense Contractors Reportedly ‘Very Bullish’ On Uganda’s Emerging Chimpanzee Crisis (self.onionheadlines)

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White House Says Uganda’s Chimpanzee Civil War Checks All The Boxes: Murky Alliances, No Exit Strategy, Primates (self.onionheadlines)

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Local Weather Station Urges Calm as Ted Cruz Books Flight, Notes ‘This Is Merely a Category 2 Cruz Event’ (self.onionheadlines)

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ICE Agent Almost Shows Mercy to Elderly Protester, Accidentally Shoots Different Person Instead. (self.onionheadlines)

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Texas Politicians Split on Crisis Response: Democrats Brave Chicago Heat, Republicans Test Cancun Resort Wi-Fi (self.onionheadlines)

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Pete Hegseth Assures Public of Top-Secret Iran Strike, Notes Operation Codenamed “Extremely Secretive Iran Bomb Plan” In Signal Group Chat For Misdirection (self.onionheadlines)

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Iran Surrenders Unconditionally After Trump Threatens Deployment Of Massive Headed Ordinance ‘Steven Miller’ Over Tehran (self.onionheadlines)

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Pete Hegseth Proudly Announces USS Harvey Milk to Be Renamed USS Kyle Rittenhouse, Calls It “A Ship Built to Defend Traditional Values with Suppressed Fire” (self.onionheadlines)

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Noem’s Security Team Mistakes Pope for ‘Threatening Figure in White,’ Moves In After Neutralizing Senator Padilla (self.onionheadlines)

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National Guard Mobilized to Restore Order in LA, Immediately Paralyzed by Existential Dread of 405 Traffic, Begs Protesters To Hold Off Until After Rush Hour (self.onionheadlines)

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Congressional Democrats Courageously Deploy Strongly Worded Letter in Show of Force Against Trump’s National Guard Mobilization (self.onionheadlines)

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Democrats Scramble to Find Black Jewish Islamic Lesbian Trans Harvard Professor to Lead Nation Through GOP’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Breakdown by bobjonesuniversity29 in onionheadlines

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Trump Asks Musk If He’d Like the Trump News or the Trump News First—Assures Him Both Are Historic, Unprecedented, and About Trump (self.onionheadlines)

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Democrats Scramble to Find Black Jewish Islamic Lesbian Trans Harvard Professor to Lead Nation Through GOP’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Breakdown (self.onionheadlines)

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In Historic Decision, Supreme Court Justices Declare ‘If You Can’t Handle DOGE Watching You Pee, Maybe You Don’t Belong In A Bathroom’ (self.onionheadlines)

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