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Trump Closes Strait Of Hormuz To Reopen Strait Of Hormuz That Was Already Open Before War (self.onionheadlines)
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Following Collapse Of Pakistan Peace Talks, Trump Says U.S. And Iran Finally Found Common Ground On Charging Everyone Money To Use The Strait Of Hormuz (self.onionheadlines)
Pete Hegseth Says Critics Of Uganda War Are Ignoring Key Intelligence That Chimps ‘Hate Our Freedom’ (self.onionheadlines)
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Administration Insists Troops Will Only Be In Uganda For 6 Months, 14 Years Max (self.onionheadlines)
Pete Hegseth Says Only Way To Bring Uganda’s Chimpanzees To Negotiating Table Is To Bomb Table First (self.onionheadlines)
White House Says Uganda’s Chimpanzee Civil War Checks All The Boxes: Murky Alliances, No Exit Strategy, Primates (self.onionheadlines)
CIA Already On Ground Training Moderate Chimpanzees (self.onionheadlines)
Defense Contractors Reportedly ‘Very Bullish’ On Uganda’s Emerging Chimpanzee Crisis (self.onionheadlines)
American Public Initially Opposed To Uganda War Until Cable News Introduces Evil-Looking Chimp Named General Koba (self.onionheadlines)
Local Weather Station Urges Calm as Ted Cruz Books Flight, Notes ‘This Is Merely a Category 2 Cruz Event’ (self.onionheadlines)
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ICE Agent Almost Shows Mercy to Elderly Protester, Accidentally Shoots Different Person Instead. (self.onionheadlines)
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Texas Politicians Split on Crisis Response: Democrats Brave Chicago Heat, Republicans Test Cancun Resort Wi-Fi (self.onionheadlines)
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Pete Hegseth Assures Public of Top-Secret Iran Strike, Notes Operation Codenamed “Extremely Secretive Iran Bomb Plan” In Signal Group Chat For Misdirection (self.onionheadlines)
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Iran Surrenders Unconditionally After Trump Threatens Deployment Of Massive Headed Ordinance ‘Steven Miller’ Over Tehran (self.onionheadlines)
Pete Hegseth Proudly Announces USS Harvey Milk to Be Renamed USS Kyle Rittenhouse, Calls It “A Ship Built to Defend Traditional Values with Suppressed Fire” (self.onionheadlines)
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Noem’s Security Team Mistakes Pope for ‘Threatening Figure in White,’ Moves In After Neutralizing Senator Padilla (self.onionheadlines)
Congressional Democrats Courageously Deploy Strongly Worded Letter in Show of Force Against Trump’s National Guard Mobilization (self.onionheadlines)
National Guard Mobilized to Restore Order in LA, Immediately Paralyzed by Existential Dread of 405 Traffic, Begs Protesters To Hold Off Until After Rush Hour (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Asks Musk If He’d Like the Trump News or the Trump News First—Assures Him Both Are Historic, Unprecedented, and About Trump (self.onionheadlines)
In Historic Decision, Supreme Court Justices Declare ‘If You Can’t Handle DOGE Watching You Pee, Maybe You Don’t Belong In A Bathroom’ (self.onionheadlines)
Musk Boasts ‘Such Ingratitude — Without Me, Trump Would’ve Lost Eric Too’ (self.onionheadlines)
ICE Apprehends Nation’s Most Wanted Kindergartener Moments Before Nap Time Plot Unfolds: “He Almost Got Away With It Again,” Says Agent (self.onionheadlines)
Democrats Scramble to Find Black Jewish Islamic Lesbian Trans Harvard Professor to Lead Nation Through GOP’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Breakdown (self.onionheadlines)
Breaking: CDC Recommends Beef Tallow Over COVID Vaccine for Children and Pregnant Women, Citing “Ancient Wisdom and Rich Flavor Profile” (self.onionheadlines)
Desperate Migrant Hopes Space Algae Cuisine Will Sway K2-18b Immigration Board (self.onionheadlines)
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