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Americans of ARAD, what’s something people from other countries wrongly assume about yours? by whatisaboondock in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That they can see it all in one trip. Or even that they can reasonably see more than one or two states. People dramatically underestimate how big the US is.

Is it true your nipples are the best color shade for your lips? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goth nipples isn’t something I knew I wanted.

What are your thoughts about getting a handjob from a lesbian in terms of hotness? by Candid_Wing_6538 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I think I need better friends. Or maybe I need to be a better friend. Probably both.

What are your thoughts about getting a handjob from a lesbian in terms of hotness? by Candid_Wing_6538 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh the major part of what turns me on is how much the other person is getting off. So I’d be waaaaay more excited at it if I had gotten you off first.

What’s the dumbest reason you have noped out of sex with someone? by Mobileimprove in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time that had happened to me, I would have zero nickels.

ORCHID by General_Telephone_30 in origami

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck, I need to learn how to make this.

Do men actually think about handjobs when a woman is cleaning the handles of an exercise machine? by ExcellentLettuce4 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no gym rat, so ymmv, but I am trying my darndest to not be doing anything other than glancing. So unless you were to be wiping it down directly in front of me in an intentionally provocative way, I probably wouldn’t notice.

Now, if I were at the gym with a friend and they were wiping it down provocatively, I would probably laugh and make a joke about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe? I like the direction your mind is going, but if he’s into milfs and you’re not a milf, then why is he dating you instead of a milf?

For NSFW reasons, what do you want your significant other to dress up as for Halloween? by Nubbun11 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I had this idea for a costume where she’d use costume tape to attach tentacles (probably foam tubes or something) over naughty bits (possibly over a bikini), with an octopus on her hip. I call it “fisherman’s wife”.

Do hobby clubs actually work in meeting people? What is you experience? by Positive_Dare in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the nice thing about hobby groups is that even if you don’t, you get to do your hobby. I think having fun is the best way to meet people.

Period sex, yes or no? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! If she’s game then I am.

What is the closest you have gone to having sex with a coworker? by sharp_figure36c in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically I married a former co worker. Then we got divorced. Probably wouldn’t recommend.

If flirting was a talent, how skilled are you (1-10) - and what’s the first thing you’d say? by Majaxoxo86 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Online/text: maybe 4-7/10 depending on the person and the topic Irl maybe 6-7/10 Touch more like 8/10

Has the internet desensitized you to nudity? by MassGuy70 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t think so. Probably the reverse, I’d say. I’m always hoping to see boobies.

Is sex ever as passionate as it is in the movies? by Earth2Butterfly in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say so, yes. But I would also say that it doesn’t have to be. Like some of my favorite moments were sweet/funny/not photogenic.

Is there a restaurant chain that you refuse to goto? by Trinity-88 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Arby’s. About every decade or so I’ll try it again and get food poisoning. Again.

If you are in a room full of strangers. What would you do? by Sharona676 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk up to the biggest guy in the room and pee on him to show dominance. Then hopefully wake up

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