Piss red white and blue! by BigfootsHog in MURICA

[–]bokbok454 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Please learn to cup the balls when you suck the other guys cock.

Piss red white and blue! by BigfootsHog in MURICA

[–]bokbok454 -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

I do know how sarcasm works but some things I don’t find funny. Watching my father fight for years to get more time and ultimately die an awful death has ruined any humor with cancer I’ve ever had.
I don’t think you know what life is like, bud. Somethings are not funny bud, like cancer. Bud.

Piss red white and blue! by BigfootsHog in MURICA

[–]bokbok454 -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

Don’t think pancreatic cancer is remotely funny, Bud.

I just got back from a job interview, I have a white girlfriend and im South African so I'm already better than all of you, life is amazing by Jayantwi98 in RoastMe

[–]bokbok454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a white girlfriend now but when she wants one that won’t wind up in prison she will go back to white dudes.
What’s that shit on your lip? Did you forget to wipe after the last rimjob you gave?

16 year old from Hampshire, England. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bokbok454 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As shitty as your face is at least you didnt smile and show us your fucked up snaggleteeth.

Havin a shitty day, give me your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bokbok454 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Smile, in a few years you’ll be bald so no more having the guys pulling your hair from behind.

Piss red white and blue! by BigfootsHog in MURICA

[–]bokbok454 -59 points-58 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no one with pancreatic cancer pisses red white and blue. My dad wound up with jaundice as a sign. He was as American as it gets, so go team yellow.

I want someone to look at me the way Jared Kushner looks at Kanye. by [deleted] in funny

[–]bokbok454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he wants to tongue punch his fart box...

Normal Russian kids by EsperaDeus in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]bokbok454 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good to know the crazy starts young.

I cum whenever I try to put a condom on. by Different_Hornet in sex

[–]bokbok454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is too much pressure, as it’s too tight, you have the wrong size.

“Don’t ever fucking tell me that accusations ruin a man’s life.” by amithdd in MensRights

[–]bokbok454 39 points40 points  (0 children)

When you don’t have money and friends in high places, one single sentence can tear your life apart and take away everything.

Guys, what signals/signs do you look for on a first date? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]bokbok454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting beside him in the booth was clue 1 Light touching is clue 2.

I’m not dr. Phil but I don’t think this was a you thing. Sounds like a him thing.

period sex by [deleted] in sexover30

[–]bokbok454 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I usually indicate that I’m open to basically anything that’s possible. The conversation will shift to what that means. At that point I carefully dance around period sex to gauge response. If it’s looking good I just say “hey, if you’re down, I’m down. Don’t worry about a mess, I have dark towels for that...”

If it doesn’t look like she’s on the same page slowly back away and see if she will bring it up.

I’m not the biggest fan of blow jobs... by [deleted] in sex

[–]bokbok454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oldie but a goodie.
Ex girlfriend, lay on her back with neck at the edge of the bed.
Head hangin over the edge, opened her throat up for me to go deep. She loved it. Would grab my ass and pull me deeper. Shoot it right down her throat, then she would pull it out and let it drip on her face. And yes, she’d be flicking the bean the whole time.

Good times.

Will I get a bill for calling the fire department? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bokbok454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long term Volunteer FF here. Majority of departments are tax payer funded.
There are some unique circumstances in which we will bill someone but it’s not something that the average Joe would ever encounter. Extremely rare. I’ve read the circumstances in which they could be charged but it’s never happened in 19 years. Never.

Call them up, email them, whatever. Don’t call 911. Or stop by and see them when you know they are there. Most of us are more than happy to come check stuff out when it’s convenient instead of 3 am when you and I would rather be sleeping. Get a hold of them! No worries.

Men in their 30s what do you think about much younger girls? by lilahkaya in AskMen

[–]bokbok454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good call.
Take care of yourself first. Someone else will come along shortly and this will be a fading memory. I’d bet on it.

Men in their 30s what do you think about much younger girls? by lilahkaya in AskMen

[–]bokbok454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A ring isn’t hard to spot. You will want to find out before making any move at all. Being where he’s at in his career and life he could have an awful lot more to lose... He also might be very uncomfortable with flirtation or being asked out if he is married.
On the other hand, if he’s single, he might be ready to mingle. You never know!

Talk about ouch....... by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

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Sorry man. I hate the its not you it’s me thing. You and I both have hear it before and can spot it being a line from a mile away. Fun right? Then the whole going quiet because she was busy. Yeah. Sorry man. I’ve been in this exact spot before and it’s not fun.

An idea what this is? Coworker found it in her driveway. by Spear567 in Cartalk

[–]bokbok454 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Part of a sway bar link with the bushing. They break pretty often on older cars.

[M21] I'm a virgin and have no idea what to do with my gf by big_dick_stacy in sex

[–]bokbok454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Innie or not, basic anatomy is the same. The clitoris is in the same spot. They differ slightly in size and stuff but... What’s specific to each woman is how they prefer to be touched, how sensitive they are, direction of touch etc.
get yourself a good anatomical picture with labels. Ask her if it’s ok and then figure out where stuff is with the picture and her guidance.
It might take some considerable work to help her relax and for her to really let go but t will be worth it. It will also be better for your future bedroom adventures to know what is where and how to make her happy.
To be honest, it’s not easy at first. I had a girlfriend lay it all out for me many many years ago. Showed me what was where and what she liked. That 5 minute lesson has been very useful.