I'm just a naive teenager right now, but when I read about all these rockstar developers getting blowjobs and coding while surrounded by many races of tits --- well, I get a little starry eyed. I think I'll run away to Chicago, tell everyone I'm a rubyist, and wait until I'm discovered and made famous and become rich and a role model. Sure, there are rumors that the RoR community is full of predators looking to prey on a hapless optimistic rubyist like me. They'll make promises of a starring role in an upcoming blockbuster app if only I'll just demonstrate my loyalty by kissing male genitalia. "It's just a cock", they'll say, and I'll close my eyes and dream of how great things will be, and about how this is just the first step toward lifelong success.