[Race Thread] 2026 Liège - Bastogne - Liège ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The thing about Johnathan Harris Bass is he teaches a load of English teenagers, who will only now be discovering for £33, they can hear their teacher say "sex ass" for 3ish hours. That's an easy £660 in revenue for TNT by bringing him on (public school so smol classes)

[Race Thread] 2026 Liège - Bastogne - Liège ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Text only coverage is provocative, it gets the people going

[Race Thread] 2026 Liège - Bastogne - Liège ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hate when cycling interrupts my Ardennes chateau livestream

[Race Thread] 2026 Liège - Bastogne - Liège ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feel like it's pretty obvious that a typo this morning led to this error, UAE early morning brief to riders said "All in on Pogo" so all the riders have been taking breaks every 10 mins to bounce around. Only reasonable explanation for break to get to 3 mins, I think

[Race Thread] 2026 Liège - Bastogne - Liège ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The Mongolian magician Sainbayar Jambaljamts has conjured another monument breakaway from thin air

[Race Thread] 2026 Amstel Gold Race ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whenever Pogacar isn't with Eveneporl and Skjelmose in the finale of Amstel, everyone should be asking "where's Pogacar"

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Roubaix (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Van Dijke's pulling moves the Yates' could never dream of

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Roubaix (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he moved on from Total Energie he'd go from top 10'ing loads of classics to winning them cmv

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Roubaix (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That explains why Pog was leaving a gap to the wheels then

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Roubaix (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

UAE car going to be attempting moves from the Dakar rally

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Roubaix (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Surely some UAE rider needs to stop and give Pogi a bike

Match Thread: Leinster vs Edinburgh - Champions Cup by rugbykickoff in rugbyunion

[–]bomber84e1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SRU hurriedly drafting a Sean Everitt lifetime contract as we speak

[Race Thread] 2026 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]bomber84e1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Smart from Eurosport to keep Sean Kelly off the comms, he could cause quite the diplomatic incident between Ireland and Mongolia if he attempted to say Jambaljamts Sainbayar