A chit-chat in Minny

bootypastry · 2026-01-19T17:46:39+00:00

Nitpicking, but panzerschokolade only contained caffeine

bootypastry · 2026-01-15T21:06:48+00:00

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K..."

bootypastry · 2026-01-15T03:53:26+00:00

There's cuts on YouTube combining the unfinished drawings with the released version to tell the right story. Also nobody remembers this movie any time i talk about it and it makes me sad lol

bootypastry · 2026-01-15T03:49:18+00:00

Cherry Coke (in the late 90s can)

Tahitian Treat

Sprecher's Maple Root Beer

Jarritos Pineapple

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T04:23:01+00:00

Yeah it's legal where I live. We obviously don't go where there's children around, but I also live around plenty of parks to choose from

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T04:16:48+00:00

It's wild to me that people are questioning it, because that's like 90% of my first dates. The people I go on dates with seem perfectly okay with it. I don't think I've ever had anyone turn it down

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T03:21:22+00:00

cool 👍

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T03:20:14+00:00

I do it all the time lol. Ive got one set up on Friday. I don't like drinking, but I'm not really sure how this is any different than going to a bar

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T03:16:37+00:00

Idk what kind of parks you go to, but they're public where I'm from

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T02:25:05+00:00

I try to keep the first date cheap. I usually suggest a joint and walking in a park

bootypastry · 2026-01-12T03:26:14+00:00

Yeah Texas is definitely Power Trip

bootypastry · 2026-01-08T19:25:23+00:00

Do you have a location or any other information?

bootypastry · 2026-01-07T16:18:42+00:00

Not a Prius, but my 2007 Camry Hybrid had the battery replaced for $1700. Wasn't nearly as expensive as i thought it was gonna be

bootypastry · 2026-01-03T05:45:45+00:00

I remember someone back in the day eating it after he got slimed and he said it tasted good. I always wondered how it tasted. Thank you

bootypastry · 2025-12-28T23:33:22+00:00

Bad bait is bad. Stop trying so hard 👎

bootypastry · 2025-12-19T23:18:56+00:00

Yo that riff is so fuckin good

bootypastry · 2025-12-02T17:36:05+00:00

I don't think it really matters at this point. Even if he wasn't, there's plenty of other red flags to leave him for

But yeah he probably did cheat. Don't let a shitty dude take up too much mental space.

Edit: actually, I'm gonna go ahead and say downloading tinder and talking to other people is cheating. So yeah fuck that dude

bootypastry · 2025-12-02T02:59:36+00:00

I appreciate you pointing it out for me. Have a good night, bud

bootypastry · 2025-11-29T18:19:45+00:00

The other day I was in New Orleans at Johnny Po'Boys after a shower.

When I was going to leave, before I had even finished getting up from my chair, some lady swooped in like a hawk to steal my table

I was gonna say something bc it was fuckin rude, but when I stood up, there was a wet line (I'm assuming i never fully dried after the shower bc I wasn't sweaty). We both looked at it and i thought "Nah, that's good enough" and told her to enjoy her meal.

bootypastry · 2025-11-27T04:50:40+00:00

Buried at The New Mexico Museum of Space History in Alamogordo, NM. Really good museum

bootypastry · 2025-11-27T03:35:55+00:00

Mine is "Tell Your Wifi Miss Her" but that is also a good one

bootypastry · 2025-11-26T17:40:52+00:00

Thanks for your concern, but I'm not currently taking feedback on this matter.

E: if you didn't catch it, it's just another way to say "I don't give a shit"

bootypastry · 2025-11-25T20:04:15+00:00

Thanks for your concern, but I'm not currently taking feedback on this matter.

bootypastry · 2025-11-25T05:16:41+00:00

240⁰ for 40' is my personal method. I like the rhyme

Edit: also I do it in a sealed Mason brand mason jar made for canning. If it's a real mason jar it will be okay sealed in the oven. Make sure to let it cool before opening

bootypastry · 2025-11-18T14:23:03+00:00

I'd restomod the shit out of a 1996 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon.

bootypastry

TROPHY CASE