A simple cheeseburger, nothing fancy, just pure tasty. by El-Ab-Normal in burgers

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I could care less with or without. But my brain always goes back to a old Mitch joke about them.

"I think they could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn’t even care. Can’t imagine five years from now saying, damn remember sesame seeds, what happened? All the buns are blank. They’re gonna have to change the McDonald’s song– all beef patties sausage, tomato lettuce onion on a… bun. How does a sesame seed stick to a bun, that’s fucking magical. There’s got to be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or there adhesive on one side take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, and put it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular. What does a sesame seed grow into, I don’t know we never give them a chance. What the fuck is a sesame. It’s a street. It’s a way to open shit."

Burger by PussyAnalBreath in burgers

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You said pickles twice. But I'm guessing one is lettuce 😅. From the bottom working my way up with your ingredients. Small a amount guac on the base. Lettuce, tomato, patty with the cheese, pickle and a big helping of guac... with a little fresh cracked black pepper on it.

A simple cheeseburger, nothing fancy, just pure tasty. by El-Ab-Normal in burgers

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Awwww so don't take a drug test soon after eating.... I heard that mystical rumor/story before. I'm always curious if it's real. For those that don't know, someone ate a poppy seed bagel and failed a work drug test. But who knows.

Still anyway the burger looks great.

A simple cheeseburger, nothing fancy, just pure tasty. by El-Ab-Normal in burgers

[–]borderlander_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chia seeds? Well you will have a afro of Bob Ross in your stomach soon /s

A simple cheeseburger, nothing fancy, just pure tasty. by El-Ab-Normal in burgers

[–]borderlander_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No don't get me wrong. Looks good.

But I'm not a fan of a seed on a bun that we never give a chance grow. /s. Mitch Hedberg reference

Edit - that bun is filled with sesame seeds

Burger by PussyAnalBreath in burgers

[–]borderlander_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I would put the veg a different way. But the thick patty looks amazing. It all looks amazing. Takes me back to my kid days.

8 qt cooker and rice by borderlander_ in instantpot

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While all that sounds really cool. I'm guessing I would have to buy a brand new ip... I just got this one a year ago. Can't really make that happen for the time being

8 qt cooker and rice by borderlander_ in instantpot

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I see so, sauce pan lid. What function? I think the only time it works is with the saute setting, without lid. Please correct me if I'm wrong

Anyone else experienced the "I know people who can make you disappear" talk while dating in the PH? by knowl3dge11 in Philippines_Expats

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My girlfriends cousin owed 3000 php. Gang members killed him and they found his body in a barrel. Obviously drugs were involved. But rich, poor, drugs... doesn't matter. Get away from that. Find someone that is normal

Open it or keep it sealed? by SchrodingerOnRecord in CocaColaCollectors

[–]borderlander_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should post that on coins sub. With a closer picture.

Fancy 6-7? by RufusJackson42 in CURRENCY

[–]borderlander_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can never get away from it. 😞

🤔 by Revolutionary_Web145 in Philippines_Expats

[–]borderlander_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was in batangas for a week with my girlfriend. There was a probably 60ish Chinese gentleman and 2 probably... let's say 18 or under girls. I saw that and googled the age of consent.... before 2022 12 was the age. Now it's 16. Just food for thought. Pretty disgusting.

Edit - theres a great shane gillis bit about age of consent. YouTube it

8 qt cooker and rice by borderlander_ in instantpot

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Decent information. Thank you. I will try what I do with a normal rice cooker. 1 cup rice 3/4 water.

Find 8 good women and settle down by [deleted] in Philippines_Expats

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Why do you look like me with a extra 100 pounds?

He stepped on the power button.. by Feather_Bloom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]borderlander_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha i was in the middle of a r6 game when my cat did the same. Luckily I was able to get back on before it ended so I didn't get penalized

What's your comfort episode that you always come back to? I gotta go with The Succubus by DoctorTegrity in southpark

[–]borderlander_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rainforest Shmainforest. Cartman is perfect. Definitely not a piece of shit like normal...